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MarsupialHomeRule 12 points ago +12 / -0

Oompa Loompa's file in, singing:

Hey Leroy's mother don't be sad, Your son didn't die for a shopping bag, He pulled a knife on a cop And kept it out when told to stop. The gun when pop, Leroy got dropped He fucked around, and he found out "The Kang is ded" we all shout...

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MarsupialHomeRule 3 points ago +3 / -0

Or add "Caution: this carton contains communism and pedophilia" stickers

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MarsupialHomeRule 13 points ago +13 / -0

I vote that we drop Hunter and the Big Guy behind enemy lines in their underpants armed only with coke spoons and rubber dildos and let them fight it out with the Spetznatz.

It's the fair thing to do. Let's not put our troops in harms way.

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MarsupialHomeRule 8 points ago +9 / -1

I'm quite comfortable with the thought that a horned red dude will be sticking a red hot fork in her ass for the rest of eternity...

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MarsupialHomeRule 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's telling him to do bad things (bummer) but then again, it's another sign that he'll be hit by a falling jet engine soon, so there is that...

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MarsupialHomeRule 3 points ago +3 / -0

Perhaps Joe can use some of his globohomo monies to buy his retarded kid a vacuum cleaner?

Parmesan smells like cat puke, something Hunter must also be familiar with huffing.

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MarsupialHomeRule 1 point ago +1 / -0

Meanwhile Dems continue to rape and pillage across the country. Resident Bidens was quoted as saying:

Your bank account and pension belong to the people. Not you people tho' but fFor equity and stuff. You didn't earn that on your own: union workers, people of color, recent immigrants, and people of perversion played a part, and the IRS is a'coming, and Satan is coming with 'em...