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MassTexodous 41 points ago +41 / -0

"Fuck up, move up" is how it's referred to by my co-workers in my agency.

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MassTexodous 13 points ago +13 / -0

Malarkey and the Push-Up Contests

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MassTexodous 27 points ago +27 / -0

Corn Pop 'n the Bad Dudes

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MassTexodous 4 points ago +4 / -0

If you haven't already, check out the Mossberg 590 Retro. Very similar look with heat shroud and can take a bayonet.

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MassTexodous 2 points ago +2 / -0

Totally missed an opportunity to photoshop a dick in place of the champagne bottle. It would make the image more accurate.

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MassTexodous 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is nothing new and it's not just since Trump ran for office. One only needs to watch the second debate between Mitt Romney and Obama from 2012 to see Candy Crowley, the "moderator," intervene when Romney called out Obama on the Benghazi attack. Romney's unwillingness to challenge her action was when I knew he lost the election. Trump doesn't take it sitting, and that's why he won the first time

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MassTexodous 1 point ago +1 / -0

Eh, I say it works both ways. From our standpoint as visitors to this site, we feel President Trump is not touting certain subjects that may help prove he is the best choice, but I think he needs to repeat things like the Hunter Biden money issue several times because he knows the media won't talk about it, so he needs it to stick in the minds of people who are hearing it for the first time. It can be effective, if used correctly, and that may be up for debate if he employed the tactic successfully tonight. But also remember, anyone who hasn't already decided is going to vote based on which candidate has the last word and how impactful that statement is. If President Trump can convince uncertain voters that Biden is a crook (and he is) and that he's worse than anything the media tries to portray President Trump as, then he can sway some folks to either abstain or vote against Biden, assuming they are choosing the "lesser of two evils."

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MassTexodous 2 points ago +2 / -0

Do one with the scarecrow skipping about in the open with a mask on and singing "If I only had a brain."

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MassTexodous 3 points ago +3 / -0

...and if they don't they're an android, and should be destroyed.

https://youtu.be/kQTW7Pd1vqc

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MassTexodous 7 points ago +7 / -0

Better solution - convince the tards that believe all the hype of this "pandemic" to freeze themselves, then "accidentally" let them thaw at room temperature.

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MassTexodous 24 points ago +24 / -0

Because masks are the only way to punish everyone. They are inescapable, whether at your workplace or at just about any business or shop you may frequent. It's why they push it so hard - to stigmatize any resistance or unwillingness, and turn our fellow countrymen against each other. The left wants a civil war, and the masks are just one of the many catalysts they are using. NOBODY likes them, except to scorn those they disagree with.

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MassTexodous 2 points ago +2 / -0

Looks like some muscle mass was removed by the app.

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MassTexodous 2 points ago +2 / -0

Then, surely, you must know of John Lillison's works. He, of course, is England's greatest one-armed poet, who penned "The Pointy Birds" and "In Dillman's Grove."

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MassTexodous 2 points ago +2 / -0

Please tell me he ate it with a fork and knife to trigger the lefties.

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MassTexodous 14 points ago +15 / -1

Eh, hard sell on that argument. Yes, the schools make billions and the athlete is unpaid, but in exchange they are given all-paid access to a university. It is up to the players how they use their time on campus. Many earn degrees and even graduate early. For the rest, it's either a stepping stone to the pros - for which they will be handsomely compensated, or they didn't belong there in the first place. Entrance requirements for Division 1 sports are ridiculously low, hence many athletes were never college material on their own merits with the exception of their athletic ability. They will mostly fill lower end jobs after college, a lot of them never getting a four-year degree. But they can't blame society for a lack of educational opportunity and potential to make more of themselves than would be expected otherwise.

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MassTexodous 13 points ago +13 / -0

To be fair, some of that line, plus the user's name, are quotes from a little-known 1987 docudrama called "Predator," where a band of future gubernatorial candidates hunt pedophile democrats that are preying on hapless indigenous children deep in the jungles of Central America. (Some of the synopsis may be inaccurate - it's been a while since I watched it).

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