I wondered how do you catch flu through your anus.......
Top Brit Bird we love you ........
Turn it off then turn it on hope this helps.... Sorry worked on IT help desk for 2 years cant shake it Maga......
Biden attempts first ever Known Homeopathic face lift procedure on young Asian girl.. Sadly technique fails and turns youngster into wise looking 80 year old....
After Warren dropping from Race she says she will now use her spare time chasing Buffalo naked through the wilderness while clinching a peace pipe between her butt cheeks.. Vets are now providing Buffalo with blind folds and Vomit bags......
Hi Fat Im Joe Biden and I forgot this message.....
Corn Pop was right Biden was banging his own sister......
Biden tries out new Greta approved Green Eco Limo
Not surprised.. This is the generation that is bolloxed by a peanut...
Warrens Spirit voting guide away on stag do found pissed up in tee pee with cone on head ...
It would be more helpful if MAA'MS wear a May contain Nuts sticker.....
News Update Man who thinks he married his Sister puts Pensioner Snot on Baby's head.....
Phew Biden Thinks hes been boneing his sister for the past 30 years no wonder Hunters got issues...
Sadly I Think ive boned worse mind you my eye sight and sense of smell is not what it used to be....
Half time update Based Greeks - 1 Refugees with better cell phones than me - 0.. Sorry i said refugees... i meant Austere Elite Award-winning Doctors Lawyers Brain Surgeons and Pedalo drivers -0
Its like the queue for Meds at a Day Care Center....
They both have the look you give when Dianne Feinstein just sat on your face......