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MasterOfIllusions 11 points ago +11 / -0

Is that like how "shall not be infringed, defy unconstitutional laws," but also "don't resist arrest lol. Comply with the government's enforcers if you know what's good for you."

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MasterOfIllusions 3 points ago +3 / -0

Remember when President Trump predicted the 4am ballot dumps? He knew what was going to happen then, and it looks like he knows what's going to happen now.

No matter how many people are convinced that packing the court is a terrible idea, no matter even if the justices themselves say they disapprove, the anti-Americans will force it through. President Trump is saying, "I could have fixed this if y'all would play, but you wanted to be bitches so now you can get fucked."

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MasterOfIllusions 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't understand this site sometimes. Every other day it's "ALL GUN LAWS ARE INFRINGEMENTS, RED FLAG CONFISCATIONS WOULD STOP AS SOON AS OFFICERS STOPPED COMING HOME," but in this case, "lol comply with the government enforcers if you know what's good for you."

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MasterOfIllusions 4 points ago +4 / -0

In all your Amours you should prefer old Women to young ones. You call this a Paradox, and demand my Reasons. They are these:

  1. Because as they have more Knowledge of the World and their Minds are better stor’d with Observations, their Conversation is more improving and more lastingly agreable.
  1. Because when Women cease to be handsome, they study to be good. To maintain their Influence over Men, they supply the Diminution of Beauty by an Augmentation of Utility. They learn to do a 1000 Services small and great, and are the most tender and useful of all Friends when you are sick. Thus they continue amiable. And hence there is hardly such a thing to be found as an old Woman who is not a good Woman.
  1. Because there is no hazard of Children, which irregularly produc’d may be attended with much Inconvenience.
  1. Because thro’ more Experience, they are more prudent and discreet in conducting an Intrigue to prevent Suspicion. The Commerce with them is therefore safer with regard to your Reputation. And with regard to theirs, if the Affair should happen to be known, considerate People might be rather inclin’d to excuse an old Woman who would kindly take care of a young Man, form his Manners by her good Counsels, and prevent his ruining his Health and Fortune among mercenary Prostitutes.
  1. Because in every Animal that walks upright, the Deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part: The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.
  1. Because the Sin is less. The debauching a Virgin may be her Ruin, and make her for Life unhappy.
  1. Because the Compunction is less. The having made a young Girl miserable may give you frequent bitter Reflections; none of which can attend the making an old Woman happy.

8thly and Lastly They are so grateful!!”

-- Benjamin Franklin

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MasterOfIllusions 1 point ago +1 / -0

DON'T DEAD OPEN INSIDE

Maybe EPSTEIN KILL DIDN'T HIMSELF?

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MasterOfIllusions 2 points ago +2 / -0

Whoever is behind that text is probably just as interested in knowing who doesn't want an untested mystery injection as they are in knowing who will happily receive it.

Information is valuable, never just give it away.

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MasterOfIllusions 1 point ago +1 / -0

Worth noting that biden just followed basically the same playbook in directing DOJ to clarify the rules on pistol braces.

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MasterOfIllusions 1 point ago +5 / -4

I recommend a single 147 grain 9mm hollow point, if local stores have any in stock these days. Alternatively, nitrogen gas is painless and doesn't contribute to anti-Americans claiming that suicide is "gUn ViOlEnCe."

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MasterOfIllusions 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Neither the legislative nor the judicial branch can save us, and in fact they're actively working against us, but voting will totally work next time!"

lmao some people just want to cry I guess.

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MasterOfIllusions 1 point ago +1 / -0

Let's say that President Trump did get the kind of election integrity laws we wanted. What would prevent states from just breaking those laws at the last minute, exactly like they did with the laws that are already in place?

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MasterOfIllusions 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's really cool, but why

in

the

FUCK

did he not do this back in 2018?

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MasterOfIllusions 4 points ago +4 / -0

President Trump is a pretty smart guy, in fact some might say he's a very stable genius, so it's likely that he would know about this possibility. In that case, why has he been talking up the untested injection in every interview?

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MasterOfIllusions 2 points ago +2 / -0

This meme reminds me of the little works of weaponized autism we put out in the 2016 campaign. Meme magic works, and it's a lot nicer to see than the usual EVERYTHING IS OVER, LIE DOWN AND DIE that gets shoveled in here now.

If you can shitpost, you can fight!

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MasterOfIllusions 0 points ago +1 / -1

"Obviously fraudulent electoral votes don't need to be pushed back on though." - useless politician who pretends to be a pRiNcIpLeD cOnSeRvAtIvE in order to hide the fact that he's just another traitor.

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MasterOfIllusions 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cuckservatives: "aS lOnG aS tHeY cOmE hErE lEgAlLy!"

Leftist occupying government: allows unrestricted border crossing and then makes invaders lEgAl residents.

Cuckservatives: shocked_pikachu.png

Communists want to destroy this country. Cuckservatives want to help them do it.

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MasterOfIllusions 3 points ago +3 / -0

Do what the Tinhorn Flats restaurant did in California and just don't comply. Do you have any reason to submit to their claim of authority? No? Then don't. They will write angry letters; file them as you see fit. They will claim you have to pay fines, but if they don't have the authority to make you follow the rules, how can they have the authority to collect fines for breaking it? They will send armed goons to make you comply under threat of violence, ultimately showing that the only power they have is to physically harm you. Then, as soon as they raise a fist or point a gun, make them stop.

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MasterOfIllusions 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hormone displacement is safe and secure, just like our elections! Don't worry, we have experts who follow the science and HAVE NO ULTERIOR MOTIVES DO NOT DARE QUESTION THEM we only want what we think is best for your children!

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MasterOfIllusions 1 point ago +1 / -0

Amazon is creating shit jobs and accumulating all the wealth for itself. No matter how well they play the game, they're doing very destructive things.

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MasterOfIllusions 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was gonna be critical of running around in a plate carrier but when I saw the sign attached, I recognized the artistic expression of a true IRL shitposter.

Questions:

  1. what carrier?

  2. what plates?

  3. most important, what shoes for running with plates?

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