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MasterOfIllusions 2 points ago +2 / -0

This meme reminds me of the little works of weaponized autism we put out in the 2016 campaign. Meme magic works, and it's a lot nicer to see than the usual EVERYTHING IS OVER, LIE DOWN AND DIE that gets shoveled in here now.

If you can shitpost, you can fight!

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MasterOfIllusions 0 points ago +1 / -1

"Obviously fraudulent electoral votes don't need to be pushed back on though." - useless politician who pretends to be a pRiNcIpLeD cOnSeRvAtIvE in order to hide the fact that he's just another traitor.

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MasterOfIllusions 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cuckservatives: "aS lOnG aS tHeY cOmE hErE lEgAlLy!"

Leftist occupying government: allows unrestricted border crossing and then makes invaders lEgAl residents.

Cuckservatives: shocked_pikachu.png

Communists want to destroy this country. Cuckservatives want to help them do it.

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MasterOfIllusions 3 points ago +3 / -0

Do what the Tinhorn Flats restaurant did in California and just don't comply. Do you have any reason to submit to their claim of authority? No? Then don't. They will write angry letters; file them as you see fit. They will claim you have to pay fines, but if they don't have the authority to make you follow the rules, how can they have the authority to collect fines for breaking it? They will send armed goons to make you comply under threat of violence, ultimately showing that the only power they have is to physically harm you. Then, as soon as they raise a fist or point a gun, make them stop.

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MasterOfIllusions 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hormone displacement is safe and secure, just like our elections! Don't worry, we have experts who follow the science and HAVE NO ULTERIOR MOTIVES DO NOT DARE QUESTION THEM we only want what we think is best for your children!

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MasterOfIllusions 1 point ago +1 / -0

Amazon is creating shit jobs and accumulating all the wealth for itself. No matter how well they play the game, they're doing very destructive things.

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MasterOfIllusions 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was gonna be critical of running around in a plate carrier but when I saw the sign attached, I recognized the artistic expression of a true IRL shitposter.

Questions:

  1. what carrier?

  2. what plates?

  3. most important, what shoes for running with plates?

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MasterOfIllusions 5 points ago +5 / -0

> call the police

They'll stand down like they did in every other riot.

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MasterOfIllusions 1 point ago +1 / -0

While it's fun to see anti-Americans cry, remember that they cry in order to direct their goons where to apply brute force. "I'm a victim! Won't someone please dox and harass and deperson and murder those evil patriots!" has been the refrain of the marxists all this time.

What in this article might indicate where they want to apply force this time?

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MasterOfIllusions 3 points ago +4 / -1

Nooo, you can't say that, it's not mass-shootingy enough!

I actually really appreciate your response. The original article is practically fear porn by comparison; "LOTS OF PEOPLE DIED! THE SHOOTER GOT AWAY WITH IT! BE AFRAID!"

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MasterOfIllusions 9 points ago +10 / -1

I don't mean this disrespectfully, but if everyone there has a hard-on for the right to keep and bear arms, why didn't anyone shoot back? Up to this point every attempted mass killing in texas has been thwarted by armed citizens.

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MasterOfIllusions 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fuck that, just buy a stock if they're gonna be treated the same anyway.

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MasterOfIllusions 2 points ago +2 / -0

What's questionable is handshake nobodies insisting that we lose all our allies because they aren't morally perfect. Useless people want us to have no leaders and no good examples, so they can justify their uselessness as "MoRaL vIcToRy."

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MasterOfIllusions 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cleverly owning the libs with facts and logic is cool, but is there something we can actually do about this? It's easy not to comply when the law says "you can't own X," but what is the answer to a law that says "they will be sued for selling X?"

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MasterOfIllusions 2 points ago +2 / -0

Even his initial comment was pretty gay.

> "Companies should stay out of politics."

> "...but I'm not talking about campaign contributions."

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MasterOfIllusions 2 points ago +2 / -0

We went unarmed because we hoped that justice could still be won peacefully.

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MasterOfIllusions 6 points ago +6 / -0

They broke existing law and violated the Constitution to change election laws at the last minute, but don't worry, they just made some new laws and they pinky-swore that they won't just break those too!

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