Mathelm 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wanted to buy some farm-like property in Georgia for my elderly parents.
Most of the farm properties have Tyson Chicken houses on them.
Expensive AF for such shitty buildings, not to mention having to be Tyson's bitch. Was a hard pass.

Mathelm 62 points ago +68 / -6

Probably not as many, Yankee bastards don't want to have to live near the consequences of their actions.

Mathelm 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Anything you want $50"
"$50?? Okay get in."
*Drives to marina*
"Start scrubbing."

Mathelm 16 points ago +16 / -0

25 years of neglect and no kids.
She's probably basically "monster" under there.

Mathelm 8 points ago +8 / -0

That is some next level retarded thinking.
No such thing as a "state" crime in DC.
Congress has absolute authority in DC, they've allowed DC to run itself like a shithole since Dec 73, but Congress can up and "NOPE" at any time.
To the further point, Crenshaw swore an oath and went to FUCKING MURDER people for America, That was his job as a SEAL, to murderize people.
Part of that oath is to "preserve protect and defend the Constitution of the United States." He should be out there every day going "Let these people free", He should be on the House Floor (as should everyone of those POS 'republic'ians) saying this is wrong and should not be happening.
Also the Capitol is FEDERAL Property It is the DOJ that's keeping them locked up in the Federal portion of the DC Jail.

Mathelm 7 points ago +7 / -0

"So killdozers at dawn, it is then."
"The expression is Pistols, at dawn; you deplorable"
"You're welcome to bring a pistol, I'm bringing a killdozer."

Mathelm 8 points ago +8 / -0

They couldn't afford to live here and went south, to undercut American Jobs.
Essentially just Snow Mexicans.

Mathelm 10 points ago +10 / -0

Main reason they haven't been drummed out of the service ... these hoes are getting ran through like a Turnstile.

Mathelm 26 points ago +26 / -0

Currently living in Vancouver, It's a total Chinese outpost.
Plenty of normal people, and good people who are ethnic Chinese.
But by the by it's a CCP Foothold.

Mathelm 24 points ago +24 / -0

"Epps is not a Law Enforcement agent"

Intelligence pictured just whispering as they walk by.

Mathelm 5 points ago +5 / -0

Seriously, my dick has been in crazy. IT'S A TRAP

Sometimes when staring into the Abyss, it looks back at you.

Mathelm 6 points ago +6 / -0

No the MAPs who stole Lincoln's name did.

Mathelm 9 points ago +9 / -0

engineering brain

Dilbert is an engineer,
Adams' background is in economics with a MBA.

Mathelm 7 points ago +7 / -0

Moloch? Learn your enemy, son.

by Vinman
Mathelm 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bitch if you trying to be careful for your grandparents, why are you out hunting mystery dick?

Mathelm 5 points ago +6 / -1

As someone who deals with this field. ... jajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja.
Canada is a nation of 97% Cucked.

Canada doesn't have rights, just privileges.

Charter of "Rights and Freedom"
Equality Rights
Marginal note: Equality before and under law and equal protection and benefit of law

15 (1) Every individual is equal before and under the law and has the right to the equal protection and equal benefit of the law without discrimination and, in particular, without discrimination based on race, national or ethnic origin, colour, religion, sex, age or mental or physical disability.

Marginal note: Affirmative action programs

(2) Subsection (1) does not preclude any law, program or activity that has as its object the amelioration of conditions of disadvantaged individuals or groups including those that are disadvantaged because of race, national or ethnic origin, colour, religion, sex, age or mental or physical disability.

Everyone is equal but some are more equal.

Mathelm 6 points ago +6 / -0

Good Guy John Madden,
Taking that evil son of a bitch Reid with him.

RIP John,
Burn in Hell Reid

Mathelm 4 points ago +4 / -0

GRU Meme:
2) Trump offends White Supremacist.
3) Wait
4) Trump offends White Supremacist?

Mathelm 3 points ago +3 / -0

Weirdest transformation is Mike Pompeo, Home boy looks totally different.
Long gaunt face, He looks healthier but not happier or better.

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