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Mathelm 2 points ago +3 / -1

Wow that's next level stupid.
Do you enjoy leadpaint sprinkles on your icecream.

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Mathelm 5 points ago +5 / -0

Gorsuch: Welp Congress made a deal in bumbfuckitty-two so I have to give away half of Oklahoma, but God forbid I have to actually interpret election law.

Still the least horrible of the Trump nominees, how sad is that.

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Mathelm 10 points ago +10 / -0

14 years old my God.
Welp, If you are old enough to kill, You are Old enough to sit in Ol' Sparky.

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Mathelm 1 point ago +1 / -0

Susan Rice may be a total and complete Liar, but I believe she's keeping the whole thing from going to complete and total progressive shitholeistan.
So I guess:
Susan Rice + Puppet > Kamel Toe

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Mathelm 4 points ago +4 / -0

Never heard of her.

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Mathelm 13 points ago +13 / -0

Benefit of being a chrome dome,
Never have to take it off.

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Mathelm 2 points ago +2 / -0

Back in 2004 we had these Accelerated Reader reading test to determine the books you could check out, If you couldn't check out a book if it wasn't in your reading range, (Even if you wanted to check out something fun lower than your level).
I remember my upper range was like 5th - 11th grade range while in 4th grade.
Thank God in heaven I went to a new school system, where I was actually challenged and got a much better education.

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Mathelm 4 points ago +4 / -0

How to stop Racism (according to Demonrats and "geniuses") :

  1. Stop white kids from receiving effective education that's a little bit more accelerated than their current grade level.
  2. Tell them after we robbed them of these advanced classes that are typically more fun and engaging, that it's due to blacks.
  3. ???
  4. Sit back and watch the racism fade away.
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Mathelm 2 points ago +2 / -0

Blind Squirrel sees that he's likely to get cancelled, and just wants to stop it at the pass.

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Mathelm 4 points ago +4 / -0

Haliburton, Raytheon stonks go BRRRRRRRRR!!!
*Not financial advise just a meme.

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Mathelm 2 points ago +2 / -0

High School Dropout*

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Mathelm 0 points ago +4 / -4

It's a rebuke to people who make claims about ... "Oh they'll be known for all time."
It's best to be known through your actions and the ripples thereafter.
Be the best person you can be, because you will be forgotten.

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Mathelm 5 points ago +7 / -2

I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
'My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!'
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

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Mathelm 13 points ago +13 / -0

Taking his Halo off indoors for Photo Op. Very Respectful.

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Mathelm 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Come on with this shit"

Grabbing a gun is stupid and will lead to bad times. But the stop shouldn't have happened in the first place, I said what I said in the way I said it, to trigger people. Mission accomplished!

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Mathelm 0 points ago +5 / -5

Sounds like a bullshit stop by bullies wearing badges.
Jaywalking, is not walking across street with no crosswalk, (even if that is what the statute says), there has to be traffic going and you're likely to be a traffic hazard.
Don't want to watch, but if these two knuckledraggers couldn't find some real crime to stop, maybe we should defend the police some what.

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