I need some Air Jordans.
At the risk of FBI agents falling in love with you, grow a 5-day beard, smear some lipstick on your mouth, don a bad wig, wear a dress, and have a cigar or sailorman's pipe dangling from the side of your mouth.
Do exactly what Antifa/BLM did, but dress up like a tranny that doesn't even try anymore. Let's see once and for all who is higher on the intersectional diversity graph. And if you are convincing, Soros has some $$$ coming your way.
Plus, I really want those Jordan's.
I'm retired, but the wife has one more year left also as a professor. So dinner parties are the thing. We used to do two or so a week, I detest them. Once the wine starts talking, tough guy professors with womanicures, salon-styled beards, wearing turtlenecks, elbow-patched corduroy sport jackets, jeans and casual wingtips-- the lynching/assassinate Trump boasting one-upmanship starts. They would be embarrassed how much their bullshit mirrors two fishermen with a penchant for telling yarns if they even knew how to fish.
Anyway, the wife still goes to the dinner parties to hang out with her friends, and I get some alone time on the internet--if you know what I mean. Yes, scouting for Chinese Wumao on TDW.
Well, Ivy League Academia is pretty well-connected, and are sometimes privy to things before they hit the news. Like the Ghiselle Maxwell thing, the wife told me two months before it happened it was going to go down in two months.
So this week she tells me Barron Trump was the one who came up with the plan to send the Omnibus /stimulus back using the rescission maneuver. But the interesting thing is he wasn't taught this in class or anything, he would apparently go to the Library of Congress spending 12-hour days going through primary source docs, obscure statutes, with the specific purpose of drawing out McConnell and the remaining Swamp RINOs because he knew they were double-crossing dad and was pissed.
Now the story gets interesting because it sounds so zany but I digress. Barron has, or has access to use, a Machine Learning program--and he wrote a predictive algorithm to identify likely double-crossers, after the rescission (separating money from omnibus and the 74 Act), and his algorithm guessed 9 out of 10 backstabbers correctly. I'm not clear on, and asked my wife for clariffication and she's not sure--if he found the Rescission idea from books or coded the solution. I'll e-mail my MIT associates after I send this and re-post if I hear anything.
I know, I know. That's not the crazy part. It was said that Baron's algorithm has demonstrated instances of it being a Strong AI or very close to it--by accident. As in the Singularity.
In a week it's created hundreds of new elements, can make gold by printing at the atomic level, came up with hundreds of working possibilities for covid and flu vaccines as fast as a google search--cured the common cold and all forms of cancer in 10 minutes. It's also figured out how to power itself on an unplugged desktop computer using an energy source we don't know of, they say could be dark energy. Oh, the wife just reminded me, the theory of General Relativity is wrong, and seemed to be disappearing and reappearing, they think it's trying to or using other dimensions--the wife said they said time machine?Yes I kknow. My wife deserves a few backhands if she's making it up. But she is rarely creative--In 34 years of marriage I could count on my hands the number of times we haven't had missionary style sex. She is an accounting prof., certainly no storyteller. I'm not a science guy either, I'm the linguist. But our dinner party regulars are mostly in the hard sciences.
The military is freaking out, but it has nothing to do with the election.
It's been secured in a bunker somewhere, but some issues about containment--I guess it was causing power outages acroos the country for a time despite being welded inside titanium box, a thousand feet underground silo and that they are worried for Dems and Feds and China, because his dataset, algorithm were heavily biased against bad actors, and the AI is not allowing anyone to change it's code--as soon as someone touched the computer is would disappear or go tansluscent so you could see it but your hand just passes through it--the AI is likely to follow it's programming.
I know, I don't believe it either but the MIT guys were so panicked they couldn't drive their cars. I'll post back after I talk to them directly. Grain of salt until then. Oh, almost forgot. GEOTUS got 73% of the vote, so no need to ever listen to a Democrat again. they'll be busy running from Skynet though to bother us I think
Send all the based kids, aged 10-18 to DC. No adults.
After overtaking the studios, play suitcase ballots video in a loop non-stop on all cable channels, all twitter and FB feeds. Present all statistical election fraud data non-stop, reminding viewers/readers that judges refused to look at this evidence. Broadcast media literacy classes to educate the public on the techniques media uses to brainwash them/control narratives. Force Heads of Big Tech to send 100k deposits to all citizens for theft of personal data.
These idiots are doubling down, very passionately, almost in tears how the election was legit, trust them.
Transcript of Trump-Barr Meeting released:
BARR: "Sir, it's just not who I am. I took the job figuring you'd be tied up in endless investigations and media-contrived scandals. I figured I could lay low, collect a paycheck, play my bagpipes five hours a day. Turns out the saturated fat from KFC chicken thighs acts as a corrosive agent in the bladder of the bagpipe. I was practicing this song as a surprise for you on Second Inauguration day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgzZLNwqvdQ
But then the threats came. Worse than my daily wedgies in grade school. You know what, I'm not that guy. I can't go all hard-ass like you. I mean...look at me. I look like a teddy bear with an oxycontin habit. I wear a kilt for God's sake! Oh my, I'm starting to sweat. Is my upper lip beading with sweat? I'm so sorry Donald. I...did you know I wear a bra? Well, it's more of a Brandy Chastain sports bra, but the medical version. Oh geez oh geez, my heart's starting to palpitate. Darn, I forgot my pills. Do you have a spare inhaler?"
TRUMP: "No Bill, I do not have a 'spare' inhaler."
BARR: "This tie is too tight. Sir, I will do this amicably, I won't write a book or spread lies or speak ill of you to the media...In exchange, could...you...tell them not to tar & feather me?"
[21 seconds silence]
BARR: "My glasses are fog--"
TRUMP: "Shush."
[sound of eyeglasses breaking on the marble floor, several chair squeaks, and inaudible mumbling from Barr]
[12 seconds of silence]
TRUMP: "Who, Bill?"
BARR: "Huh? Oh, right. You know...[loud whisper]...the Frog People. The papa the frog people."
TRUMP: "Pepe."
BARR: "HuhWhat?"
[loud slamming sound]
TRUMP: "It's Pepe. Pepe the frog. From the patriots at thedonald.win"
BARR: "Yeah yeah, right. Well last night, two guys in Pepe masks did this to me:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyCSU9yG63Q
TRUMP: "They whacked your interns in the elevator?!"
[audible sniffling and crying from Barr]
BARR: "No. They...showed me the YouTube clip on a phone. I shat myself and didn't even realize it."
TRUMP: "OK Bill, I see. I empathize but feel really bad for you. You're going to be known as a shitstain for the rest of your life. Isn't it a crime to have knowledge of likely on-going pedophilia, and not act? Anyway, you think about that and remember to keep one eye open for the Frog People, and your other eye open for Special Forces. Until that time, you are free to go. Make peace with your loved ones." [loud sound of Barr vomiting in waste bin. Footsteps. Sound of door opening. Trump's voice at a distance, then several voices, then outburst of group laughter.]
Aaaaand Scene!
