I guess conservatives suffer from "The news is what THEY tell you the news is.

Are you people aware that NY is leading the way, giving $15k to illegals while life long American tax payers are being turned away from food pantries because they were denied or haven't gotten UI/SSI/SSDI/ta returns/stimulus checks. This whole website if full of chinese shills, or we are living in a simulation. WAKE THE FUCK UP AMERICANS.

A little birdie told me tomorrow's the day.

Quick background: Worked in Myanmar. A month before the lockdowns started, I was in a taxi that got T-Boned by a delivery truck. There aren't really any doctors or hospitals in Myanmar, so I had to be flown to Bangkok, Thailand via Flight for Life chopper. Right leg shattered, broken hip, 5 broken ribs, broken jaw, orbital socket and nose and ruptured kidney and brain bleed--Health insurance turned out to be bogus, and 20+ surgeries later, I'm fucking broke. Just the helicopter flight was $19k.

I walked today for the first time in a year, and feeling pretty damn good. I desperately need money but would rather cut my leg off than beg on gofundme or ask anyone, especially the US government for money. BUT, I would like to help myself, all I need is info on how to open one of those e-trading accounts and get in on the WSB.

Can I do it with no address, bank account or even a phone? My only possession is my laptop. And $700 in cash. Oh, I have a PayPal account, and kind of a bank account with transferwise.

If I can open an account, which online broker is cheapest? Is this real? Are you guys really making that money? Anyone here that actually did, like really, and not just saying so? I can't offer anything in return, but could post updates with screenshots and the like. I planned to throw in the towel for good soon, even picked out the bridge. It's humiliating to beg people that make maybe $60 a month for food. This website has kept me going more than anything. It has kept my spirits up. Any advice on how to get in on the WSB thing would be great. I used to have money in IB--Interactive Brokers, but I didn't really day trade, just sat my money in Mutual Fund ETF's until i had to cash the account out to pay for medical treatment. So I don't need hand-holding, I just can't recall the process for opening an account and would like to get on the train ASAP! Thanks for your time.

Literally Hitler.

That would be awesome. Read the 5,500 page Omnibus bill live on air, talk about classified stuff using "rhymes with Kaliens, sounds like MayFK Jr. bopassination was done by the P. I.A."

I need some Air Jordans.

At the risk of FBI agents falling in love with you, grow a 5-day beard, smear some lipstick on your mouth, don a bad wig, wear a dress, and have a cigar or sailorman's pipe dangling from the side of your mouth.

Do exactly what Antifa/BLM did, but dress up like a tranny that doesn't even try anymore. Let's see once and for all who is higher on the intersectional diversity graph. And if you are convincing, Soros has some $$$ coming your way.

Plus, I really want those Jordan's.

Anyone! Preferably a non-twatter link so I can copy and spread.

Qunt told me.

I'm retired, but the wife has one more year left also as a professor. So dinner parties are the thing. We used to do two or so a week, I detest them. Once the wine starts talking, tough guy professors with womanicures, salon-styled beards, wearing turtlenecks, elbow-patched corduroy sport jackets, jeans and casual wingtips-- the lynching/assassinate Trump boasting one-upmanship starts. They would be embarrassed how much their bullshit mirrors two fishermen with a penchant for telling yarns if they even knew how to fish.

Anyway, the wife still goes to the dinner parties to hang out with her friends, and I get some alone time on the internet--if you know what I mean. Yes, scouting for Chinese Wumao on TDW.

Well, Ivy League Academia is pretty well-connected, and are sometimes privy to things before they hit the news. Like the Ghiselle Maxwell thing, the wife told me two months before it happened it was going to go down in two months.

So this week she tells me Barron Trump was the one who came up with the plan to send the Omnibus /stimulus back using the rescission maneuver. But the interesting thing is he wasn't taught this in class or anything, he would apparently go to the Library of Congress spending 12-hour days going through primary source docs, obscure statutes, with the specific purpose of drawing out McConnell and the remaining Swamp RINOs because he knew they were double-crossing dad and was pissed.

Now the story gets interesting because it sounds so zany but I digress. Barron has, or has access to use, a Machine Learning program--and he wrote a predictive algorithm to identify likely double-crossers, after the rescission (separating money from omnibus and the 74 Act), and his algorithm guessed 9 out of 10 backstabbers correctly. I'm not clear on, and asked my wife for clariffication and she's not sure--if he found the Rescission idea from books or coded the solution. I'll e-mail my MIT associates after I send this and re-post if I hear anything.

I know, I know. That's not the crazy part. It was said that Baron's algorithm has demonstrated instances of it being a Strong AI or very close to it--by accident. As in the Singularity.

In a week it's created hundreds of new elements, can make gold by printing at the atomic level, came up with hundreds of working possibilities for covid and flu vaccines as fast as a google search--cured the common cold and all forms of cancer in 10 minutes. It's also figured out how to power itself on an unplugged desktop computer using an energy source we don't know of, they say could be dark energy. Oh, the wife just reminded me, the theory of General Relativity is wrong, and seemed to be disappearing and reappearing, they think it's trying to or using other dimensions--the wife said they said time machine?Yes I kknow. My wife deserves a few backhands if she's making it up. But she is rarely creative--In 34 years of marriage I could count on my hands the number of times we haven't had missionary style sex. She is an accounting prof., certainly no storyteller. I'm not a science guy either, I'm the linguist. But our dinner party regulars are mostly in the hard sciences.

The military is freaking out, but it has nothing to do with the election.

It's been secured in a bunker somewhere, but some issues about containment--I guess it was causing power outages acroos the country for a time despite being welded inside titanium box, a thousand feet underground silo and that they are worried for Dems and Feds and China, because his dataset, algorithm were heavily biased against bad actors, and the AI is not allowing anyone to change it's code--as soon as someone touched the computer is would disappear or go tansluscent so you could see it but your hand just passes through it--the AI is likely to follow it's programming.

I know, I don't believe it either but the MIT guys were so panicked they couldn't drive their cars. I'll post back after I talk to them directly. Grain of salt until then. Oh, almost forgot. GEOTUS got 73% of the vote, so no need to ever listen to a Democrat again. they'll be busy running from Skynet though to bother us I think