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MedicineBowJoe 16 points ago +16 / -0

Lmfao idk about sizzling but I'm sure she's always sweating

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MedicineBowJoe 3 points ago +3 / -0

You forgot dumping too much fish food in the koi pond

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MedicineBowJoe -2 points ago +2 / -4

Texans are comically unaware that they are the Californians of red states. They move into other red states that don't want to be like Texas. Please don't make Idaho, Montana, Wyoming, and the Dakotas like Texas.

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MedicineBowJoe 5 points ago +5 / -0

She needs a dignity stick for assistance.

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MedicineBowJoe 6 points ago +6 / -0

Lefty: YoU dOn'T wAnT yOuR 7 yEaR oLd To LeArN aBoUt TrAnS hiStOrY???

Regular person: No.

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MedicineBowJoe 1 point ago +1 / -0

All you need is a bachelor's. Max age to join is 39. Go to Air Force OTS (officer training school) for 2 months at Maxwell AFB and boom. You're a bright eyed bushy tailed 2nd Lieutenant.

A recruiter can set that up for you. It'd be a 4 year commitment, unless you wanted to fly. Then it'd be 6 to 10 years. I can think of 4 friends off the top of my head that joined in their mid 30s because they wanted to try something new.

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MedicineBowJoe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Check out the difference between the Air National Guard and the Air Force Reserve when you have time. Very seperate entities.

I heavily discourage enlisting in the Air National Guard if you kinda want to do something else. If your prospective guard unit has a non-space mission, then you're not going to be going over to the space force until you finish your commitment to them.

I heavily discourage enlisting at all. Try to be an officer if you can. Life will just be better.

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MedicineBowJoe 7 points ago +9 / -2

Keep Javanka the hell away from the White House. They're Grimma Fucking Wormtongue to Trump. Trump Jr is the Éomer, who can hang with the middle class, despite his posh upbringing.

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MedicineBowJoe 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wish him luck. But not too much luck. I'm submitting my release this week too lol

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MedicineBowJoe 3 points ago +3 / -0

I had a ton of engineering friends in ROTC. The Air Force (and Space Force) will love them.

Cyber is the big thing lately. Hope he knows computers.

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MedicineBowJoe 4 points ago +4 / -0

Only a 2 year service commitment for switching over. Runs concurrent with any commitment he already has.

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MedicineBowJoe 3 points ago +3 / -0

The space force already exists. It's mostly been a process of changing the names on the billboards, so to speak. There were plenty of civilian jobs in in the AF Space Command. Presumably they all went over to the Space Force. Join today!

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MedicineBowJoe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Try the reserve. There are space reserve units. You'll probably live in Colorado or California though.

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MedicineBowJoe 3 points ago +3 / -0

For better or worse, we're really good at taking that kind of crap, shrugging it off, and continuing to be the cogs that make this country work.

If your neighbor's toddler tells you that you're a big stupid head, do you get into a fist fight with the kid? Obviously not. You laugh and tussle their hair. And that's how you should treat the people that talk about white fragility and whatever.

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MedicineBowJoe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Flyover's gathered crowds. Try to keep up, Galveston.

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MedicineBowJoe 2 points ago +2 / -0

And he'll feel butt blasted when Trump is elected again. Just like reddit roaches were aghast when Britain left the EU and Bernie dropped out again.

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MedicineBowJoe 3 points ago +4 / -1

There's something to be said about eating less meat. Too many red votes become blue votes when 300lbs folks have heart attacks in their 50s.

Eat better, live longer, meet your grandkids.

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MedicineBowJoe 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's a good double play. Reminds me of threatening sanctuary cities with being forced to house all illegals that come into the country.

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