I thought he said Kang James is so dumb he makes Don "Dumb as a Rock" Lemon look smart?

Mission accomplished!

Smoking is my religion.

Because the entire federal government is full of traitors and pedophiles.

Lefties, “Okay!”

Putin is right.

The Lincoln Solution.

Better.

Better

No difference.

TL;DR, it’s ALL OF THEM.

“How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?”

The National Guard would rather sleep in a parking garage, share a single bathroom, and eat raw chicken laced with metal than fulfill their oaths to follow the Constitution and protect the nation from enemies both foreign and domestic.

“Drop the chalupa!”

I remember the jokes like it was yesterday.

People don’t either, but that’s none of my business.

Brother, dost thou even raise?

And it turns out the organization you worked for in Act 1 was the bad guy the whole time!

Precisely why he was killed.

Someone’s asshole.

So uncivilized.

Doubtful. There’s no skid mark.

You usually have to be a federal government employee to be so blatant about it.

“Also, he’s a pussy-ass bitch.”

Always was.

Hurry up, Civil War.

Run over them.

Specifically designed to show weakness to our enemies.