I want to work in the White House as the illegitimate president official cobweb remover.

Of course.

I'll make it easy for them. I'll drop a huge corn, peanut and raisin infested deuce in an envelope and mail it to them.

Then Pelosi will have Camela whacked Clinton style and the Pelosi becomes the head witch.

Because puppets need wires

CLASSIC**

Oooooooo Obama is going to be pissed.

That ugly snag would need a welding helmet.

Ok! How about China Puppet Bitch?

Is she the chick from Harry Potter?

I've never loved a man out of my family, but I can honestly say I have a man-crush on Mr. Donald Trump, "The Real President.!!"

What a friggin clown! Parents have to be proud that they have a transgendered retard for a child.

Fauci has reached a special level of retarded.

I just asked my grandma for one of her industrial strength 4 clasp d-cup bras, so I can just fold it in half and use that as a mask.

BOOOOOM!!!!!!!**

The only rise I hear was in Willie Browns crotch.

Don't have cable--check Despise Amazon--check Permanently Cancelled Facebook last week..check Never had Twitter....not an issue Never heard of Snapchat, I'm old..not an issue

Good alternative to PayPal?

Tootles, and don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out.

Ditto

Boner alert!!!

George Soros, the only human with scrotums under both eyes.

Get the pit bull in the Senate and people will get their asses chewed.

Antifa alert!!

Job application please. I have clerical skills and janitor skills. I can interview as soon as possible. I also swing a mean golf club. Fuck I'll be Donald's caddy.