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MelAndDon4Ever 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've never loved a man out of my family, but I can honestly say I have a man-crush on Mr. Donald Trump, "The Real President.!!"

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MelAndDon4Ever 6 points ago +6 / -0

What a friggin clown! Parents have to be proud that they have a transgendered retard for a child.

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MelAndDon4Ever 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fauci has reached a special level of retarded.

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MelAndDon4Ever 3 points ago +3 / -0

I just asked my grandma for one of her industrial strength 4 clasp d-cup bras, so I can just fold it in half and use that as a mask.

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MelAndDon4Ever 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't have cable--check Despise Amazon--check Permanently Cancelled Facebook last week..check Never had Twitter....not an issue Never heard of Snapchat, I'm old..not an issue

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MelAndDon4Ever 1 point ago +1 / -0

Tootles, and don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out.

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MelAndDon4Ever 2 points ago +2 / -0

Get the pit bull in the Senate and people will get their asses chewed.

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MelAndDon4Ever 2 points ago +2 / -0

Job application please. I have clerical skills and janitor skills. I can interview as soon as possible. I also swing a mean golf club. Fuck I'll be Donald's caddy.

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MelAndDon4Ever 4 points ago +4 / -0

I thought Mormons are not suppose to be on drugs or under the influence of alcohol, because Romney has to be stoned if he thinks Impeachment will bring unity in our country.

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MelAndDon4Ever -3 points ago +2 / -5

Those three guys are complete douche bags. Not funny at all.

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MelAndDon4Ever 1 point ago +1 / -0

I would have left a hot steamy, corn and peanut infested turd as a parting gift.

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MelAndDon4Ever 2 points ago +2 / -0

Except for liberal Costco and ACE Hardware, no other businesses in my town give a crap if you wear one or not.

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