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Melania2032 52 points ago +52 / -0

“Gina and Erika are a young couple in Seattle, WA looking to upgrade from their downtown condo & get some more space for themselves & their 3 cats. They love to entertain and want a space where friends can gather & have a good time. Gina works at the local library for $7.25/hr and Erika is in grad school, with student loan debt quickly approaching 6 figures. They’re looking to stay in the $750,000 - $775,000 price range and hoping for a 5 bed, 4 bath 3000sq ft home with a pool & a great mountain or forest view, and to be close to downtown for their nights out on the town.”

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Melania2032 2 points ago +2 / -0

“This shouldn’t happen in America”

As soon as he’s back in office we’ll make sure this kind of horseshit never happens at the hands of these corrupt 3-letter-agencies

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Melania2032 34 points ago +34 / -0

This cannot be real….can we confirm?? Holy smokes

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Melania2032 3 points ago +3 / -0

Damn, at first glance it looked like that was Chuck Schumer getting tazed by the wheelchair guy

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Melania2032 21 points ago +21 / -0

“You either actively support me, or you are a threat to democracy”

Tribalism

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Melania2032 6 points ago +6 / -0

If you live near a military base you’ll also see them, driving around brand new on 28% APR and all the sudden one day the car is gone…these dealerships live for the macho military dude who has no financial knowledge and exploit the hell out of them

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Melania2032 6 points ago +6 / -0

The next closest thing is the Weinerschnitzel mobile hotdog truck lmao

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Melania2032 8 points ago +9 / -1

If you can afford an $80,000 electric vehicle I doubt the trade off between electricity and gas prices are really going to break the bank

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Melania2032 16 points ago +16 / -0

It’s like a crossover SUV too. They grabbed the Mustang nameplate to get notoriety instead of launching some new car that everyone thinks is gay because it’s an EV. So they siphoned the hype of the Mustang and took the nameplate. They still make actual Mustangs but the “Mach E” is the mini SUV EV.

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Melania2032 10 points ago +10 / -0

It’s for a quick bounce and jump ship with the profits. This happened at my company too. Big “green” initiatives got government tax incentives, subsidies, etc and a quick inflow of investor cash by these 15-minutes-of-fame venture capitalists pouring cash in because they believe they’ve found the company who will spearhead innovation. Stock balloons, then the executives head for greener pastures (no pun intended), company drops to the absolute tank when reality catches up.

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Melania2032 18 points ago +18 / -0

“I’m right, and anyone who disagrees is a threat to democracy”

Sounds like something a complete fascist would say but that’s just my $0.02

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Melania2032 5 points ago +5 / -0

Same thing happened in VA, some govt program encouraged ransacking a ton of farmland for solar panels now they have to import corn, grain, etc into the county at a steep premium & lost their top export commodities. Ton of local birds & insect species either died or migrated out because so much of the farmland was razed for the panels. Panels made it about 4 years before all needing to be replaced, a news article said only about 15% of the components were even recyclable. Congrats on your “green” program idiots.

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Melania2032 8 points ago +9 / -1

Diversity hires are the quickest way to sink the ship. Hire on merit, case closed. Local fire department put out some bullshit about minority and female hiring goals. I don’t give a shit, if a black transgender firefighter can haul my ass out of a burning building then by all means join the squad. But if a 4 1/2 ft tall 80lb woman is trying to haul me out you’re putting lives at risk for “diversity”

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Melania2032 2 points ago +2 / -0

In comparison to what we’re under now, he might actually be pretty healthy a step up from current conditions

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Melania2032 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have always held that they genuinely expected to inherit a silver-bullet vaccine to be their immediate and easy path to wipe out covid, and be smooth sailing into prosperity. Stand there and proclaim they fixed the virus that incompetent Drumpf forced everyone to suffer from, look how awful he was, and look how great we are!!. Unfortunately, reality is a thing and knocked that plan completely off it’s feet.

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Melania2032 11 points ago +11 / -0

Solar power in Maine is retarded. There are about 3 months of usable sunshine that can actually generate power between May & July, during which time you barely even need much power because of moderate summer temps and longer periods of daylight.

And then your precious panels are covered in 6ft of snow for Nov-March producing exactly 0 power and internal components become more quickly damaged from circuit board failures and structural cracks, leading to more frequent replacement. Geniuses

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Melania2032 4 points ago +4 / -0

As MLK Jr so eloquently said: “I have a meme, that my four little Pepes will one day live in an online forum where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their shitposts.”

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Melania2032 49 points ago +49 / -0

And because when a conservative protests outside someone’s home they’ll send in the god damn SWAT team to tear gas you until you can’t breathe. Meanwhile people protest outside Kavanaugh’s house while they literally catch an armed assassin blocks away and nobody will enforce the residential protesting laws.

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Melania2032 5 points ago +5 / -0

All I know is it ain’t easy

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Melania2032 9 points ago +9 / -0

Coworker: “Man these gas prices are rough, it’s getting crazy pricey to fill up”

Internally “MMMNNNNNNNNRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR YOU FUCKING KNOW WHY ITS SO GOD DAMN HIGH THESE FUCKING RIDICULOUS SPENDING SPREES ON BULLSHIT PROGRAMS ARE DRIVING THE GOD DAMN INFLATION UP MY ASS BY THIS FUCKING ADMINIST—“

“Yeah it’s pretty expensive! Haha. Have the kids started the new school year yet? Middle school right? Oh nice!”

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Melania2032 4 points ago +4 / -0

But CNN told me Trump has a small pee pee!! They said they saw it in the Russia pee tape!! They would never lie to me

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