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I want to tell you an election story. I smelled poop. I told my daughter 'you pooped. She said NO! I changed her diaper and held up the poop. I said see? She said NO POOP. My wife walking down the hallway goes "she mist be a liberal." by Spawnlingman
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Mercenary 4 points ago +4 / -0

The poop may not have been “wide-spread” enough, or did she poop at 4am?

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Isnt the whole point of the Inauguration being done in front of an audience, to make it valid? by RemoteBus
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Mercenary 1 point ago +1 / -0

Better have CNN on in the background

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After browsing 'new' for an hour on the shitter by DeathBeforeCommunism
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Mercenary 6 points ago +6 / -0

Numb and Numb-er

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Genejock pede take on the Fuaci Flu by 7thTrump
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Mercenary 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pede reviewed articles are the best

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BREAKING: Trump asks Cruz to argue Texas case by YourDaddyKnowsBest
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Mercenary 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cringer will soon be transforming into Battle Cat

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🚨 Sidney Powell releases the KRAKEN! - Georgia lawsuit regarding Dominion is here 🚨 by Nyc28383
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Mercenary 22 points ago +22 / -0

Plus DC!!

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"I voted for Biden because"..... then use the predictive text on your phone. The result sounds like Joe Biden! by superdelegate
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Mercenary 1 point ago +1 / -0

I voted for Biden because I don't want to get a job

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