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MichaelStewart 4 points ago +4 / -0

Could've been a Playboy Bunny and it would not have shocked me in the slightest.

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MichaelStewart 2 points ago +2 / -0

They used to sell beer at WalGreens, "Big Flats", $0.50 a can, wasn't bad for the price.

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MichaelStewart 12 points ago +12 / -0

Even took his coffee with him!

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MichaelStewart 1 point ago +1 / -0

I support shoving commies out once airborne.

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MichaelStewart 7 points ago +7 / -0

This is the way.

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MichaelStewart 2 points ago +2 / -0

Matthew Higginbotham, lmfao!! Sound like a cartoon character.

Yes, good goy, get the vaxx shot, you'll get to have a free donut courtesy of Krispy Kreme, every day of the year. Just comply, you fat FUCK.

Sugar, mmm. You want the yummy num-nums?

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MichaelStewart 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh for real? Dope!

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MichaelStewart 2 points ago +2 / -0

Turn off the news.

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MichaelStewart 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wait until we go Dan Aykroyd / Eddie Murphy on they asses.

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MichaelStewart 2 points ago +2 / -0

Daniel Engber, hmmmm...

If it looks like a cuck, sounds like a cuck... it's a cuck!

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MichaelStewart 1 point ago +1 / -0

#wallstreetsilver #silversqueeze #noliegetstotheotherside

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MichaelStewart 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wait, no no no. Guys, STOP. Let's let them do this.

Maybe we can get rid of TSA agents once and for all, due to transphobia.

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MichaelStewart 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kinda makes you look like you have a beak, so we're going to have birdpeople at restaurants now.

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MichaelStewart 5 points ago +5 / -0

I remember salivating at the thought of getting Krispy Kreme whenever we went on vacation because they didn't have any locations near us, it was a rare treat.

Now that they eventually expanded to our town, I never ever eat there because that shit is disgusting. It's not that I don't like donuts, I just no longer worship Krispy Kreme donuts, and that was long before all this woke virtue signaling crap.

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MichaelStewart 5 points ago +5 / -0

I didn't understand your comment when you said every day for a year, until I Googled it. You really weren't kidding.

lmao next thing you know they're going to bring back MoviePass; one free movie a day (no IMAX no 3D) if you've got your COVFEFE-ID

They're just going to keep coming up with gimmicky shit until all of a sudden if you're not getting free shit, everyone laughs because you didn't get the eugenics shot.

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MichaelStewart 5 points ago +5 / -0

Is there a limit on how many darkweb vaccination cards I can bring?

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MichaelStewart 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's sad. I bet she was pretty at one point, but that was many many donuts ago...

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