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MichelleObamasBulge 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mods please sticky

GEOTUS please retweet

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MichelleObamasBulge 2 points ago +3 / -1

This is more than just politics. Politics is two clowns arguing over whose budget plan is better for blah blah and taxes and blah blah permits

This is people blatantly robbing you, destroying everything you hold sacred, and brainwashing children to join them. They arent just incompetent. They are actively trying to destroy you, take everything you have, and then tell stories about how they heroically overcame your oppression

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MichelleObamasBulge 6 points ago +6 / -0

If anything begins to go down - start recording.

A little argument, two people bumping into each other, any commotion of any kind. Do not let bootlicking commies get away with instigating fights and then the media only playing the cropped footage after the victim starts fighting back

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MichelleObamasBulge 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sometimes Trump is wrong. I’ll use my own judgement, thanks. Tucker is far from the worst but I see no reason to support him or his network anymore. There’s better coverage and more thoughtful discussion happening across YouTube and the podcast landscape courtesy of total amateurs who aren’t beholden to advertising revenue or Chinese/Israeli blackmail

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MichelleObamasBulge 1 point ago +1 / -0

Go to target in the ghetto. All the in-store ads feature black, Latino, Asian, and middle eastern people

Go to target in the suburbs. All the in-store ads feature black, Latino, Asian, and middle eastern people

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MichelleObamasBulge 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wasn’t, but often enough that is the case. A gun on your hip and the threat of the US federal government coming down on anyone that crosses you doesn’t exactly mean you’re a badass. It means you’re connected the same way a low level mob grunt is connected

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MichelleObamasBulge 4 points ago +4 / -0

And they think they’re the good guys in this story

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MichelleObamasBulge 0 points ago +1 / -1

The proud boys know they’re being played. There’s no part of their agenda that is at odds with that reality. They can’t help it that in their ways stands a bunch of fatherless stickarmed faggots have been brainwashed into thinking they’re freedom fighters. All they can do is punch them out of the way.

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MichelleObamasBulge 1 point ago +2 / -1

Alternate caption: society if it was run by people who don’t waste their time trying to please women

But somehow I don’t think that’s what they meant to mean

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MichelleObamasBulge 1 point ago +1 / -0

You said it yourself. The threat isn’t a strong commie faggot. The threat is getting jumped by 3 or more commie faggots at once

That’s why two crucial skills are the conditioning to sustain a fight or sprint away from it and the ability to take a punch. You can be dropped to the ground with one lucky punch if it rocks your head hard enough. Strengthening your neck can help a lot with with this. Fortunately the neck is a very powerful muscle that grows quickly.

Find a tutorial video for neck strengthening exercises and make them a regular thing. They can save your live. Arguably, theyre more important than actually fighting ability since.. you know.. the 2nd amendment exists.

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MichelleObamasBulge 29 points ago +29 / -0

Remember that episode of South Park where all the kids are being brainwashed by the Chinpokemon toy craze?

In the end the only way to snap them out of it was for boomers to join the craze in order to make it so unbearably unhip that all the kids lost interest

I feel like there’s a strategy in there..

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MichelleObamasBulge 3 points ago +3 / -0

Better: walk into the store first and then take it off once you’re inside and no one’s paying attention.

Like.. this would be a great flash mob tactic. Get like twenty people to enter the same store over the course of ten minutes and then all of them quietly take off their masks at the same time and act like it’s nothing abnormal. When some Karen/employee starts harassing them have whoever’s nearby join to diffuse the situation

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MichelleObamasBulge 18 points ago +18 / -0

“Do you think that’s enough of a tip?”

“My tax refund came in”

“I guess they just went with someone more qualified”

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MichelleObamasBulge 9 points ago +9 / -0

Nipples protruding. Very disrespectful.

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MichelleObamasBulge 8 points ago +9 / -1

After January the gloves come off

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MichelleObamasBulge 2 points ago +2 / -0

The kid is a little hall monitor for faggot but it’s the adults at the school who should truly be shamed

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MichelleObamasBulge 9 points ago +9 / -0

All of society being watered down because of women are jealous of the praise men receive but refuse to make the necessary sacrifices to receive it. We’re basically rewriting societal norms to force people by law to respect women more than they deserve

If anyone thinks this is just muh incel rant please point me to any example of respect being enforced that isn’t either A) led by women (like the enforcement of “representation” in media, awards, etc) or the elevation of children (like we saw with Greta or David Hogg) or B) to the direct benefit of women (the elevation of teachers, nurses, mothers regardless of whether they’re doing a good job, and even sex workers)

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MichelleObamasBulge 4 points ago +4 / -0

If you’re overworked have you considered demanding a raise?

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MichelleObamasBulge 12 points ago +15 / -3

Overpaid, overpraised, and under the influence of unearned affluence.

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MichelleObamasBulge 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sorry about your communism problem. The world called us crazy for calling it a global threat, but here we are. It’s worrying, but it’s also reassuring that people such as yourself can find the value of individuality despite being surrounded on all sides by pressure to collectivism. It just goes to show that some people are born one way and some are born another way, but most are born as a blank slate that’s ripe for manipulation by evil people.

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MichelleObamasBulge 4 points ago +4 / -0

alcohol in system + carrying + across state lines is a bad combo

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