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Mike0xquitelong 8 points ago +8 / -0

"But Jesus sir, I thought you said not to kill other people?" "Commies aren't people my child"

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Mike0xquitelong 3 points ago +3 / -0

MAN I wish I hadn't seen that.

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Mike0xquitelong 6 points ago +8 / -2

Nice sweatshirt. That's good parenting right there.

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Mike0xquitelong 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wonder if she gets prank calls from Ligma.

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Mike0xquitelong 36 points ago +36 / -0

This is a self-fulfilling prophecy. They keep saying that white supremacists are increasing in numbers but I bet it's shit like this that's causing it.

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Mike0xquitelong 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was about to comment that the writer was based but then I saw it was Bloomberg. They're probably framing it as a bad thing, to appease the little guy.

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Mike0xquitelong 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'd much prefer if he spent a few billions undermining PedoJoe and his sham administration for the next four years.

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Mike0xquitelong 3 points ago +3 / -0

Keep in mind, many won't realize you're mocking them and may take your photo with the Hitler salute and cancel you later. Remember when they had a protest with Whitmer as the Fuhrer but misconstrued it as the protesters SUPPORTING Nazism? Liberals are stupid. remember.

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Mike0xquitelong 5 points ago +5 / -0

And all because they place hiring priority on Americans and not foreigners. Ponder that.

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Mike0xquitelong 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Vader, I liked you when you were younger but I have to tell you, you've soured on me, bigly. I mean, killing billions and billions using the Death Star? I don't think so. And alot of people have been saying that your son turned out a failure so I suppose the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. I formed Space Force which will make the Empire look like a shithole, Vader. A shithole! Space is mine now, believe me. I have the best space fighters, the best equipment, the best weapons. And I'm not gonna leave a little grating for some rebels to fly into and ruin everything for everyone. Vader, you're fired.'

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Mike0xquitelong 4 points ago +4 / -0

The Deep State loves war leaders that underestimate the enemy. That way they get dozens of Americans killed which justifies a retaliatory occupation, guaranteeing the MIC is fed for another decade.

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Mike0xquitelong 8 points ago +8 / -0

Man, this whole thing's been a whole whodunit since the "election." NOTHING seems to be going the way of logic or justice.

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Mike0xquitelong 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm not advocating for crippling them or anything, but maybe a light beating could have sufficed here? Maybe SOME punching, a little legsweep or a shove here and there, just to scare them a little.

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Mike0xquitelong 1 point ago +1 / -0

You like sodomy, this is known. I have foreseen it written in my foreskin. I am much wise, also.

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Mike0xquitelong 5 points ago +5 / -0

Firstly, you have to be patient (think 50 year timeline). Then, you have to be relentless. Also, you have to be well-funded. And finally, you have to be completely without scruples. You need to have all these pissed-off pedes hide their opinions long enough to rise to the levels within our institutions. Then, they need to stat INCREMENTALLY enacting conservative ideals. Once we become the majority at the top of universities, entertainment, banks, politics, the media and businesses, then we can start implementing the hardcore MAGAgenda.

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Mike0xquitelong 1 point ago +1 / -0

Do you like sodomy? I think you do. Don't lie.

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Mike0xquitelong 1 point ago +1 / -0

Could we weaponize this and turn these BLM fucks on the pedophile Demcrats/Hollywood fucks? Because...that'll be spectacular.

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Mike0xquitelong 1 point ago +1 / -0

You must misunderstand what a POTUS is, then. If he had a team of people willing to work WITH him and not AGAINST him he could have done everything. His team sabotaged him from the inside.

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Mike0xquitelong 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fuck it! After we establish our settlement on Greenland, we'll send colonizers to claim Antarctica too! MAGA pole to pole!

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Mike0xquitelong 1 point ago +1 / -0

DEMOCRACY IS MOB RULE WE WANT A REPUBLIC OF ELECTED OFFICIALS WHO REPRESENT OUR INTERESTS

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