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Militiaman 3 points ago +3 / -0

My name is now Jose, and because I'm undocumented, i have no id. Because I have no id, the government doesn't know me. Because they don't, can't and will not ever find Jose me that had no id, those dollars are mine.

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Militiaman 4 points ago +4 / -0

Gme to ze moon 🚀!

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Militiaman 9 points ago +9 / -0

My reloading press: (squeeze bullet) Me: ahh, yes. Home made freedom.

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Militiaman 1 point ago +1 / -0

One order of eye bleach for me, and a round for all my friends, please.

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Militiaman 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hey, Texas. Listen, you dont need to join up with other power grifs. Just build two fision reactor power facilities and you'll be good. Pay musk to ship the waste off world when it's done, and you'll have literally the greenest safest kwh production in the entire u.s.

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Militiaman 0 points ago +2 / -2

Ironically, the main history of the Book of mormon is that after a civilization is established in the new world by migrants miraculously led from israel around 600 bc, in just a handful of generations, "secret combinations", canals of people, are discovered that were set up by the power of the devil, to steal and get gain and to subvert the government over this chosen people and lead them into utter destruction.

Satanic pedophilia, blood sacrifice, murder for gain, and the erosion and destruction of the church of God and their own society are described as qualities of this satanic combination that eventually devolve the entire civilization into a bloody war where neither side is good, and nearly all are depraved.

In the end, the people who had once been righteous and God fearing, would rape the captured daughters of their enemies and horrifically torture them to death before eating them.

Think what you want about the translation of the book or how it came to be.

Think what you want about Joseph Smith.

The contents of that book regardless of its authorship, or translation, regardless of Smith, simply due to the fact that it was produced almost 200 years ago in the English language has rendered it to be nothing less than prophetic.

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Militiaman 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thanks for the clarification. Everyone else was ragging on utah as if we're stupud and cant see a traitor dangled in our faces. Thanks for not being that guy.

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Militiaman 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pff, are you freaking kidding me? We took Romney because of Trump's endorsement. He has screwed us out of true representation ever since and after his role in peachmints 1 and 2, he is basically Judas. We dont like Judas. We dont like or tolerate traitors.

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Militiaman 1 point ago +1 / -0

Uhh, yes. Yes we will. We will definitely vote for anything else. Romney is screwed, and no longer welcome in utah.

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Militiaman 0 points ago +1 / -1

Dont be so hasty to comment on things you know nothing about. Mitt is done. He is done in utah. We took him because he got the Trump endorsement. He is Judas now.

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Militiaman 2 points ago +2 / -0

I dont think there are enough sheep. I dont think there are any sheep who would follow that wolf. He's done for. We chose him because of the Trump endorsement. After peachmints and peachmints 2.0 Mitt has more in common with Judas in the eyes of the utah mormon crowd. Hes done. He can be primaried by a shovel and two candy bracelets at this point.

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Militiaman 2 points ago +2 / -0

We have a nice pyre ready for him when he makes it back.

Seriously though, he needs to he primaried yesterday.

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Militiaman 18 points ago +18 / -0

Found my based beautiful wife on okcupid before quality took a sharp nosedive. So sad that a good way to meet people is now trashed by influx of Incel liberal whamen.

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Militiaman 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is basically the whole concept behind the plot of v for vendetta.

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Militiaman 2 points ago +2 / -0

Real or not, his advice to get some food and supplies for ten days, while it's too short and one to three months would be far better, is still valid and good. Buy what you ear, and buy extra as hunger insurance. Always a good "just in case".

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Militiaman 22 points ago +23 / -1

She can smell your fear!

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