I mean, am I the only one hoping when he gets back in office, there are executions?
The Constitution is very bluntly clear about what the punishment for treason is. This is not some foreign concept alien to the American way, only a forgotten one: when you betray your country, your countrymen get to hang you up from a noose until your feet stop twitching.
Unless you're in the military, of course.
They get firing squads.
The time to redpill normies ended in 2020.
Anyone who could see with their own eyes how persecuted Trump was, even as his economy shoveled money into American pockets, his foreign policies ended a neverending conflict we were wasting American lives on to enrich politicians, and how he handled himself with grace under pressure (while his opponents respectively threw a temper tantrum when she lost and refused to talk to her supporters, and couldn't string two sentences together and got furious when people called him out on it), anyone who saw how the left relentlessly went after the most vetted president who came out smelling like roses after a string of "alleged scandals" that would have ended anyone else's career...
A president so popular, they had to manufacture thirty million extra votes to give the victory to his opponent, as though anyone would believe a controversial, pedophilistic, habitually lying, senile retard with a fucked up family tree embroiled in constant illegal activity, would win more votes than any president before him, including the only clean and articulate black man he'd ever met, and including his opponent, whom the media publicly derided as a "populist" but then updated the firmware to argue wasn't actually popular...
Anyone who bought that shit or was still "undecided" afterwards is not a normie. They're an NPC.
We're long past the point of caring about their opinions. They are irrelevant. I don't care about peacefully living together or sharing this country with them, I want to put them all on boats, send them to Canada, and take bets on how long until they're all convinced that "American refugees" committing government-assisted suicide is stunning and brave.
We went to the same movie theater and entered the same auditorium, but while most of the world was watching a real-tine expose of rampant treason and betrayal in DC, they had their headphones on and were enjoying the dubbed over Elmo's Adventures in Overthrowing Our Republic to Get That Bad Orange Man, yaaaaaaaay~~
A circle of riflemen within a one mile radius of his current location, a smaller circle always in the same room as him, while a bullhorn blares on repeat, "You are standing in the presence of a militia, which has the federal right to convene a tribunal. Any individuals attempting to commit treason by arresting the rightful president of the United States are hereby informed that their act will be witnessed by two or more people, in accordance to the guidelines set out in Article III of the United States Constitution, and in keeping with those witness's lawful testimony the tribunal will thereby sentence all offenders to death immediately, to be carried out by any able-bodied member of the tribunal. If you feel that your position or held office grants you full legal immunity to charges of treason, please inform the nearest tribunal member so he may laugh in your face before executing you. Repeat: You are standing in the presence of a militia, ..."
And then shout out their followers. They want a show, give them one.
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Dat ain't troo. Shananay, she sold me some Maybelline for $50 offa my EBT, and I has to get Lamarcus to break it open for me cuz day dum bitch didn't have a key to open it, like why yoo tryin' sell me a plastic box when I needs my scara, f'real f'real.
Having worked at Amazon where the standard is 24 hour workweeks, I can tell you firsthand this won't play out the way these liberal idiots think it will.
It won't be "and then the companies voluntarily started paying more wages and authorizing more overtime."
It'll be "workers have to juggle three or four part time jobs just to hit 80 every two weeks, because if they go fifteen minutes over at any one of them they get chewed out and written up, while companies just hire twice as many people at half the wage (because they can now claim to offer 'flexibility' as an alleged perk), with the added security of knowing that if their demand ever exceeds supply, they can push 'mandatory overtime' at regular rate instead of paying extra for it.
Companies get richer, workers put in more hours to stay at the poverty line, and the next Democrat president gets to claim 3-4x more 'jobs created' while ignoring the skyrocketing unemployment and underemployment numbers."
And make sure you get your day in court.
Innocent until proven guilty. Demand that they prove your "glance at their penis and declare them free of cervical, uterine, and vaginal cancer" treatment is any less effective than running a full battery of androgynecology tests to come back with the same results.
Patent that shit, call it the VCR test (Visual Confirmation of Reality), demand royalties if any other medical expert wants to use your "yep, that's a penis right there, so you don't have a cervix to get cervical cancer in" examination method.
Having tons of guns with no ammo is a lot like having lots of dicks but no sperm.
Sure, you can have fun showing off and provide variety to any social gathering, but at the end of the day you're a faggot.
You only NEED one assault cock. But when occasion comes to draw that shit and open fire, you'll be glad you had billions of rounds ready. Sometimes, not even that is enough, so always be ready to speedload and sight down your target again if they aren't showing any signs of stopping.
Oh, and never leave home without it. I tuck mine in my sock so it doesn't make an outline against my trousers when I'm carrying.
Here ya go.
I'm not savvy enough to do the "2 button meme" followed by the "slapping button repeatedly" gif, so this is what you get.
The sort of person who thinks they can change their appearance superficially and automatically (and unquestionably) become a member of the opposite sex, is the same sort of person who thinks they can run a dirty rag along the counter once and say they spent all shift cleaning. Who answers one phone call early on so they can say they were tied up with a customer all day. Who shows up to the construction site already sweating and immediately goes on a break, they're exhausted.
"Make-believers" don't have a good work ethic, and when you think about it, it makes perfect sense. Why work hard when you can just identify what you've already done as hard work? If identity is the same as reality, one of their core ethos, then why actually accomplish anything when you can just SAY you accomplished something and be deserving of the exact same accolades?
How fucking dare you.
I come from a proud line of humane turkey farmers, and you're over there implying the fruits of my family's labor is worth only as much as a modern women?
Bugmeat sandwich at best, if you hold the bread.
Why not both?
"The beginning of the end for those who didn't stockpile supplies and ammunition, as they learn that food doesn't grow in supermarkets, access to safe drinking water has never been a 'guaranteed right', and we'd wish them luck in being homeless and desperate, but other people have been surviving on the streets for far longer and don't look kindly on competition, and they know damn well that nobody will care or start a manhunt looking for another missing vagrant when you inevitably vanish without a trace. Sorry, sorry, that was racist of me, I meant a xirhunt."
Gotta put it in numbers people understand.
Last official number I saw pegged it at about 130 million taxpayers in the US.
23b/130m ~= $177.
You could be saving an average of $177 a year by switching to closed borders.
You could also be saving over a thousand a year by closing your government-issued Ukraine Laundering Account.
And there's more. These amounts seem small individually, but they add up quickly, when you see how much YOU could be saving, you'll be furious you didn't switch to an America First account sooner.
Talk to a MAGA patriot today to learn this one crazy trick to save money that is making wealthy politicians mad.
How do you know the press is full of self-serving, cutthroat retards?
Dozen mics on a pole shoved in his face.
Not once did they think to appoint a designated boom operator, one guy who records the president's speech and shares with the rest of them for later broadcasting. They probably think it looks "professional" to jockey for best mic position inches away from the other best mic positions, and engage in jousting matches every time Trump looks like he's about to open his mouth.
For those of you wondering, that sliver of green in the bottom right isn't evidence of bleachers or risers: that's the one member of the press smart enough to bring his own chair, already halfway pushed out of it.
The rest have squished together like a professional cheerleading squad, and are standing on each other's necks and shoulders (and the moldering remains of former journalism aspirants) to get muh exclusive scoop.
Let's stop calling them parody accounts. Parody involves a humorous exaggeration, whereas there are no exaggerations involved in mocking leftists. Poe's Law requires that actual examples be distinct from extreme hypotheticals, but there's nothing you could say "as a leftist" that leftists wouldn't immediately embrace, however shortly their attention spans allowed.
"Bisexual Pantheistic Christians Against Trump?" Probably exists, and if it didn't, leftists would flock to it once it did, and start proudly calling themselves Christians as a result.
Since parody is out, the closest appropriate term would be either remake, fanfiction, or extended universe. We're not fans of leftists and there's no limit to clown world to extend beyond, so it'd have to be remake accounts.
You would think she wouldn't double down on the "women are the primary victims of war, they lose their husbands, brothers, and sons" bullshit after all the backlash she got from that (even from fellow feminists, who were offended at the idea women should have to care about dead males), but nope, still going strong
And they won't even bother trying to assign those credits to Biden, they know nobody would buy that, not even an NPC.
So they'll insist that Obama's policies kicked in again.
Darndest thing, for the the entire time he was in office none of his policies did anything, then once an opponent got in suddenly every positive change was his policy working, then once an ally got in it was the opponents fault everything went to shit, but damnest of all, when that opponent got back in, all of his policies suddenly started paying off dividends again. It's magic.
And leftists will believe it.