Poe's Law: Liberal insanity is indistinguishable from conservative humor making fun of it.
Lizard Corollary: Yes, even shoving a lizard up your ass while raping your cat because 'fuck Trump.'
It's the rule 34 of mental illness.
As is always the case with leftists, they project.
Among Us is a fascist game, because when this formidable queer trans woman plays it (read: straight guy who wants to chop off his dick), he delights in "power fantasies about preying on and removing whoever I choose" , but being an Imposter forces you to be a monster when the real Imposters are the players who are normal humans, and therefore Nazi bigots.
Yuh-huh.
"Do we have two votes for Joe Biden? ShowmetwoshowmetwoIseetwointhefront, can we get threevotesthreevotesTHREEshowmefourshowmefour, we've got four votes for Biden, can I get fivegimmegivegimmefivegimmefivegimmefive TEN to the staffer in the first row, TEN going once, TEN going twice, SOLD to the only person actually here."
See, I look at it from the opposite direction. Even back in 2016 we were (sometimes jokingly) calling for "Civil War Two: Electric Boogaloo" and other variations therein... and then suddenly out of left field, some leftist decides "boogaloo" is a redneck terrorist word only used by people who think Fentanyl Floyd deserved to overdose, and suddenly td is flooded with people saying "Don't ever say boogaloo, that word glows."
Rebranding words and coopting their meanings ("sexual preference", "colored people", "queer", etc.) so that a previously accepted term is now offensive speech is first-grade level liberal tactics, so in my mind the only people who fall for it are the "muh optics" morons who are more concerned about appearances rather than intentions, who always "compromise" with leftists over which words they're allowed to use this week, and then go shocked pikachu when the rules change again, before deciding to compromise with leftists over which words they're allowed to use this week.
It's so damn effective on bandwagoners I wouldn't be surprised if THAT is how the alleged glowies intend to prevent an uprising against them when their corruption is fully revealed to the public: by larping that an uprising against criminal agencies is exactly what glowies want us to do for reasons, so we shouldn't for reasons.
I want the drug pics...
I want the slut pics...
The underaged brothel with Hunter in dishabille, show it to me!
I want today's bombshell...
I want tomorrow's...
I want inundation beyond trepidation an extreme revelation I'll forget by next week!
Don't care how...
I want it now!
Hillary: Are you sure about that, Donald? cackling intensifies
Snopes: Trump said yesterday afternoon that Hunter Biden wasn't dead. FALSE. Autopsy reports show he died early this morning from a double shotgun blast to the back of the head, while tied up in chains and stuffed in a cement mixer that was sinking off the coast of the Atlantic. Worst case of suicide ever. It is incredibly unpresidential for Drumpf to continue attacking Uncle Joe for absolutely no reason at all, especially during his sudden and unexpected bereavement, of which Biden was only informed about a few days ago.
The Last of Us Part 1: NOTHING can stand between a father and protecting his daughter.
The Last of Us Part 2: Except for a buff tranny with a golf club lololololololo
Gaming media: 10/10 Best prolonged, vicious, premeditated murder of a beloved character ever committed to gaming media, and if you didn't root for the sociopathic killer you hate women. And puppies.
AGDQ 2000s-2010s: If you're good at a game, get on the stage and show us how it's done. If that means we're mostly reclusive and socially awkward men, whatever huehuehue.
Neckbeard: "Welcome to the Any% speedrun of Legend of -- and we're done. I think that was a new WR, could somebody check the time?"
AGDQ 2010s-2020: AND HERE'S HONEY BADGERS, THE AGDQ SHOW ABOUT ELITE GIRL GAMER SPEEDRUNNERS ROAR!
Transfat: "So, um... woo, giggle giggle, I'm totally ARealLady91, I'm a sexy at any size lesbian with a dick, and yah, so now this first trick for Barbie: Mall Adventure is a little... oops, I died. Um, I can't really do the tricks anymore, it messed up the seeded RNG or something like that, so I'm just gonna reset the console, hehehe~! Can someone restart the run timer? Oh noes, I died again! Um, so like, just don't start the clock until I get past the first stage, mkay? It's the hardest one in the game, so it takes a few tries to get right."
::two hours later meme:: ::please clap meme::
Mass Effect 1: :O
Mass Effect 2: :D
Mass Effect 3: T_T
Mass Effect 3 DLC "patch" to hastily fix the story: >_>
Japanese Games Prior to 2016: Do you like women in bikinis with big tits and tight asses that moan when they breath, and pant orgasmically when they talk?
Gamers: You had me at "women." Shut up and take my money!
Japanese Games, Post 2016: Wow, fellow Faggitos, I never thought about it, but yeah, being attracted to women IS literally hating them! Now let's all ride off on one bike while one of you holds me tenderly, so our series' two remaining fans can bruise their beans writing clitfic about what a bunch of guys in skintight leather REALLY do when the camera fades to black. Teehee~!
Gamers: ლ(ಥ Д ಥ )
We need to fix a market rate to words. My dad called them "tenpenny words", but by the time I was an adult adjusted inflation made them "ten dollar words", but here you are saying they're only worth three dollars.
I propose the following formula:
(average cost of a year of college) x (average years of college) / (percentage of population with any college education) over (number of words in the English language) - (shared language)
That gives us: approximately $34,000 a year (averaging private school with public costs), most people take 4 years of English in college (indeed, in most places it's mandatory), 34% of Americans have at least a four year degree, there are 170,000 "in use" words (including "persnickety", meaning overly obsessed with small details like the cost of words, but excluding obsolete, forgotten, or replaced words, like "finickity" instead of "finicky", "wherefore" instead of "why", etc.), and 30,000 "common use" words that we all share as English speakers (such as "and", "as", "the", etc. -- words you hardly need to go to college to learn.)
($34k x 4 / 0.34) / (170k - 30k) = $400k / 140k = $2.86 per word.
Huh. Your "three dollar words" claim is actually valid. Consider yourself factchecked on the fly.
Now to go see how many words you can purchase by changing a tire...
Snopes fact check: Akshully, unsalted and salted crackers cost the same by base, but even if they cost a different amount, collecting liberal tears from their constant irrational anger and upset would never in a single lifetime save enough money to buy a solid gold mansion. The market on salt would collapse, while the market on gold would boom, and at most you'd only be able to buy a single brick of gold, no more than 400 troy ounces, before this silly Drumpf-style Ponzi scheme would end. In fact, the mere claim that you can somehow alchemize gold from tears makes us so irrationally angry and upset, we're gonna storm Twitter to complain about it.
Up next: The next stimulus check, the best liquor stores that accept them, and why they're not really "Trump bucks" despite having his signature on them.
This is like me accusing a random person on the internet of rape and then Linkedin goes and updates their page to say "POSSIBLE RAPIST".
Ah, it's rare to see a fellow feminist on TD. Hello there, potential rapist bedfellow! Wink wink!
OH SHIT YOU WERE MAKING A HYPOTHETICAL.
I WAS HACKED.
Dims, 2016: "Wow, the American people elected somebody we thought couldn't win."
Dims, 2020 "Eureka! If it worked for them in 2016, it'll work for us in 2020! We'll run somebody the American people won't elect, who they think has no chance to win! It's foolproof!"
Dims, 2020: shocked pikachu face This plan was proof we're fools! How could we lose?