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MonkeyCzarFunny 4 points ago +4 / -0

Not gonna lie, was expecting Tucker to dress this guy down like only he can.

This was soooo much better.

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MonkeyCzarFunny 1 point ago +1 / -0

That’s the ringtone for his Dominican nurse.

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MonkeyCzarFunny 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yes. For a while restricting my viewing to TD was helpful since it’s a good mix of news and fun, but lately I’m still grouchy. Gonna be tough to avoid the news with the election so close. You just know every other day someone is going to claim they have a "bombshell." But hang in there. You’re right to not want to be miserable around your wife. A happy homelife is the best revenge. Cheers.

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MonkeyCzarFunny 13 points ago +13 / -0

"I would never use that term...because I have such respect for the office"

...means I have zero fucking respect for you as a person! 😂

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MonkeyCzarFunny 5 points ago +5 / -0

Believe it or not, Lancaster used to have a significant biker gang problem. Despite being under the asshole Wolfe, to this day police there take surprisingly little shit from anyone.

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MonkeyCzarFunny 3 points ago +3 / -0

The things that get stickied lately are low quality and/or embarrassing.

If GEOTUS ever visited this site, he’d be ashamed.

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MonkeyCzarFunny 0 points ago +1 / -1

TD is stepping in its crank again. First the pregnant trap shooter and now this. Netflix is endangering children but let’s all upvote parents that take kids to political rallies with unhinged protestors.

"But Trump rallies are fun family events." Fuck that. You can’t bitch about arsonists, looters and rioters and then play dumb when violence breaks out at a Trump rally. That kids just lucky she didn’t catch a Molotov cocktail to the face.

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MonkeyCzarFunny 3 points ago +3 / -0

Amen. And don’t bring them to rallies. Shit’s gettin’ ugly out there and it’s no place for them. This ain’t Netflix.

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MonkeyCzarFunny 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hhmmm...not sure your message is resonating. Maybe a few more exclamation points.

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MonkeyCzarFunny 3 points ago +3 / -0

That’s outrageous. I haven’t seen a data security breach this bad since the Snowden scandal...when Joe Biden was vice president.

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MonkeyCzarFunny 3 points ago +3 / -0

I throw every piece of RNC fundraiser bullshit that I get in the mail straight into the trash. They’re not getting a dime of my money.

...Until the day they offer me a Melania calendar. Hell if she autographs it I‘d contribute to Lindsey Graham.

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MonkeyCzarFunny 3 points ago +3 / -0

Headline from 2021: “Our project failed because of systemic racism!” says group who tried to build town based on systemic racism.

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MonkeyCzarFunny 9 points ago +9 / -0

“If I stand directly in front of a 1,900 lbs vehicle with the 450 cc engine I will not be hurt!”

~ Former Chairman, Party of Science
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MonkeyCzarFunny 12 points ago +12 / -0

They just keep finding new ways to push undecided voters to Trump.

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MonkeyCzarFunny 4 points ago +4 / -0

The Democrats didn’t learn anything from from their failed national convention. DNC trotted out lots of big names to speak on camera, while the RNC showed regular Americans.

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MonkeyCzarFunny 1 point ago +1 / -0

True, but the word balloons are green. That means the user is talking to someone who is not using an Apple phone. Someone’s ISP is involved.

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MonkeyCzarFunny 3 points ago +4 / -1

Just a reminder:

  1. T-Mobile = an ISP.

  2. Net Neutrality prevented ISPs from manipulating our data.

  3. TD thinks killing Net Neutrality was fucking hilarious.

  4. Enjoy your data manipulation.

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MonkeyCzarFunny 3 points ago +3 / -0

Amen. And fuck I’m gonna be passed if this perp turns out to be a minor.

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MonkeyCzarFunny 1 point ago +1 / -0

“The system that let you down by allowing me -- the freaking transsexual Satanist anarchist -- be your sheriff candidate is the same system I’m attacking. I’m sorry, and I know it hurts to hear, but that system is a lie."

This ought to be interesting.

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MonkeyCzarFunny 5 points ago +5 / -0

Nice. I purchased a rental and a code for an LEO. Looking forward to watching it.

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MonkeyCzarFunny -1 points ago +1 / -2

What’s the point here?

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