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MorbidRabbit 5 points ago +5 / -0

pfft you call that being a "real man"? I just stare at my beard in the mirror until it gets frightened and jumps off of my face.

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MorbidRabbit 7 points ago +7 / -0

Just so everyone knows. this is the actual cover to the single. It's glorious.

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MorbidRabbit 7 points ago +7 / -0

That no joke, scared the fuck out of me. I clicked and it immediately opened a new tab. I wasn't ready for that in the slightest.

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MorbidRabbit 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wouldn't say I'm "excited" about it, it's just hilarious watching an adult baby finally get disciplined in some way

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MorbidRabbit 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thanks!

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MorbidRabbit 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah but you still gave him to us in the first place. That's like saying "you're welcome" for breaking a car window to get the keys you locked in it. Like yeah, it helped... but you're still the asshole that broke the window.

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MorbidRabbit 2 points ago +4 / -2

Doctors, surgeons etc. are different than hospital administrators.

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MorbidRabbit 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah you can. It opens automatically, like a screenshot. It works on every post I click on to go to comments besides articles.

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MorbidRabbit 6 points ago +6 / -0

Dear God... soon you’ll start ending all your sentences with “man”

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MorbidRabbit 2 points ago +2 / -0

To be fair to him though. He probably doesn’t even know who the President is...

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MorbidRabbit 1 point ago +1 / -0

If you take Ozzy levels of drugs you’d be dead and voting democrat anyway.

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MorbidRabbit 5 points ago +5 / -0

The entire point of protecting the environment is so that when we are all finally extinct we can leave behind something nice for Keith and Ozzy.

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MorbidRabbit 6 points ago +6 / -0

The only reason I haven’t been working is because I’m a contractor and people are nervous about letting people into their homes or businesses at the moment. My wife has been working the entire time though and she’s not even had the sniffles.

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MorbidRabbit 7 points ago +7 / -0

Same here, pede. My wife has been saying it since the beginning.

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MorbidRabbit 2 points ago +2 / -0

My wife is a nurse and she comes home talking about how boring it’s been since all this started. Not only is there only a couple COVID cases, no one else is going in because they’re afraid of catching it.

She also doesn’t dance like a thot so maybe she’s one of the exceptions.

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MorbidRabbit 1 point ago +1 / -0

Look at how fat they all are. They would probably tip over from being too top heavy if they tried to actually twerk.

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