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MortyArk 20 points ago +20 / -0

When Benedict Arnold was leading the forces of the King against his former compatriots in Virginia, among his prisoners was a certain plucky and witty officer, who, in answer to Arnold's question, "What will the Americans do with me if they catch me?" replied, "They will cut off the leg which was wounded when you were fighting so gloriously for the cause of liberty, and bury it with the honors of war, and hang the rest of your body on a gibbet.

There is a monument to an unknown soldier in Saratoga national park that is just a boot.

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MortyArk 1 point ago +1 / -0

It can't be a job, as soon as it becomes a career it can be held over their head as leverage.

Honestly you could do 90% of their job on the weekends

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MortyArk 1 point ago +1 / -0

Shouldn't a program like this have the code public for transparency

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MortyArk 2 points ago +2 / -0

Styx has done more for Trump than most people with the videos he has made. Even if he cucks out now he doesn't deserve to be bad mouthed here. Now is not the time to be chasing people away.

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MortyArk 5 points ago +5 / -0

So for me this data is basically showing that democrat strongholds were holding their mail in ballots separate from the rest of the state until the very end of the election.

That could be why these states looked so overwhelmingly Trump in the beginning, the Democrats were holding back their ballots and waiting to see if they needed to make an "adjustment."

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MortyArk 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why is Michigan the only graph out there? I want to see all the states so we can compare.

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MortyArk 23 points ago +23 / -0

A co-worker of mine had his kid go to D.C. for a boy scout trip and during a tour Pence showed up and took pictures with them. The kid came back ecstatic. I'm sure if he was a secret prick he wouldn't bother with stuff like that.

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MortyArk 2 points ago +2 / -0

This would have happened last election but we caught them with their pants down.

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MortyArk 4 points ago +4 / -0

I miss my Grandpa. When we went to his house he had a workshop in the basement and he would give me a block of wood and some nails and a hammer so we could work together.

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MortyArk 118 points ago +119 / -1

Keep your phones ready for when that 95' civic pulls up with a BLM sticker and boxes of ballots in the trunk.

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MortyArk 16 points ago +16 / -0

This is funny because we are essentially hanging out with President Trump and watching TV. :)

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MortyArk 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's funny because I'm pretty sure the IRS pays more attention to billionaires than regular people. So if Trump was doing something fraudulent and getting away with it they would have to admit that the government run IRS was corrupt/broken, and Trump is running against government corruption... soooo.

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MortyArk 11 points ago +11 / -0

I like to imagine that they all enjoy working for him and believe in him and his message. So it probably is not hard at all.

I'm really curious about what his SS detail thinks of him.

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MortyArk 2 points ago +2 / -0

For a second I thought you printed this out and framed it.

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MortyArk 1 point ago +1 / -0

Stress, you can't just elevate people from managing 50-100 people to becoming the leader of the free world.

Forget about guilty conscience, keeping secrets, and being dunked on by Trump every day.

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MortyArk 1 point ago +1 / -0

There is so much wrong with what she said I just sat here with my fingers on the keyboard unable to put it all into words for like 10 minutes.

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MortyArk 11 points ago +12 / -1

It's just because the election is so close so everybody is just trying to ram talking points down each others throats.

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MortyArk 9 points ago +9 / -0

I'm sure he's taking something, although it doesn't make sense to me why a short duration dose. There is stuff that will last all day, so why risk him coming down in the middle of a debate?

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MortyArk 2 points ago +2 / -0

Mr. President here is a picture of you without a mask, exactly how many people have you killed.

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MortyArk 1 point ago +1 / -0

This did not sound like it came from somebody who was sick with covid just a few days ago. He is amazing.

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MortyArk 9 points ago +9 / -0

Remember the clip when they were giving a speech and he stops and pretends to see somebody on a rooftop and tells everybody to point their guns there. That was pretty hilarious.

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