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MortyArk 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yea, I got that too πŸ‘Œ I'm terrible at it though, all I do is put people in jail and torture them :)

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MortyArk 5 points ago +5 / -0

I wonder when the netflix original series SuperBiden is going to come out.

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MortyArk 11 points ago +11 / -0

I wasn't doing good in college, I made a very difficult decision and decided to get out before I built up any debt. I think it was the right decision.

Those people are not your friends, they don't care about learning, and they don't care about you.

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MortyArk 1 point ago +1 / -0

Need to get a professional print of that angel picture and frame it and try and get her to sign it. Or just give it to her.

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MortyArk 2 points ago +2 / -0

They look like their on their phones looking for a good place to go eat. πŸ•πŸ₯§πŸ₯€

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MortyArk 2 points ago +2 / -0

I stopped watching in 2008 because I'm a Giants fan and I knew I just witnessed the best season of my life, and it was all going to go downhill from there.

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MortyArk 15 points ago +15 / -0

Trump should walk on to the stage and say, "I'll give all my time to joe" and then sit down.

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MortyArk 142 points ago +144 / -2

I'm afraid of Covid!

Ok, so use an absentee ballot.

I have to ASK for a ballot?!? OMG why can't they just give it to meeee.

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MortyArk 36 points ago +36 / -0

remember back in the 90s when you could make fun of a black guy for eating watermelon and he could make fun of a white guy for not being able to dance.

and everyone laughed and it wasn't racist.

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MortyArk 18 points ago +18 / -0

can we just like stop giving them money, i'm getting tired of this stuff

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MortyArk 39 points ago +39 / -0

Its because NC has become a retirement home for wealthy NJ/NY people. I heard somebody down there describe Asheville as the Portland of the East. When it comes to stuff retired people enjoy republicans have nothing.

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MortyArk 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yes your honor, I ran up to him holding a glock because I wanted to administer medical aid in the form of sesame street band-aids.

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MortyArk 3 points ago +3 / -0

If they knew half the shit I said playing counter-strike in 2000 I'd be on death row.

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MortyArk 12 points ago +12 / -0

The allure is strong, people see a poor family and think if some rich millionaire would give them a few thousand dollars a month all their problems would be solved. Wouldn't that be great?

Of course it would, but these cases only work out because they fall through the margin of error cracks that capitalism uses to maintain stability. Ramp up the number of people and things fall apart quickly. Take bread for an example, poor families get UBI and no longer need to buy cheap bread. So they buy the more expensive bread which leads to the cheap bread company going out of business, and at the same time expensive bread company can't keep up with demand. Now all of a sudden you have empty shelves at the store, bread prices sky rocket, and your Venezuela.

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MortyArk 3 points ago +3 / -0

is.. that.. a sealab reference?

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MortyArk 1 point ago +1 / -0

Innocent until proven guilty.

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MortyArk 2 points ago +2 / -0

Probably when they reattach it to the rest of his body.

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MortyArk 2 points ago +2 / -0

severe trauma like that can also trigger severed arteries/veins to spasm shut.

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MortyArk 2 points ago +2 / -0

All i could think of was I wonder if they squeeze hard enough will his brains squirt out.

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