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MrJugsMcBulge 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Nonono, listen, you're wrong. My friends, it's complicated but I grew up on the south side of Chicago and am a skateboarder who used to work for Vice. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm mixed-race, and this reminds me of the time I was talking with my friend. [Poorly constructed analogy]. Rules for thee not for me, Thucydides trap, Tulsi Gabbard, [pop culture reference]."

"My wife is a doctor."

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MrJugsMcBulge 2 points ago +2 / -0

See also: Tim Pool.

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MrJugsMcBulge 1 point ago +1 / -0

Looking forward to the day when this is all over and Michigan can go back to being as wide open as Gretchen Whitmer’s butthole.

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MrJugsMcBulge 17 points ago +17 / -0

Tim would line up to get fucked in the ass for an hour a day, if YouTube made that a requirement for having a channel.

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MrJugsMcBulge 13 points ago +13 / -0

The thing I remember most about that video is the guest repeatedly asking Lydia for her opinion - trying to get a woman’s perspective - only for Tim to keep interrupting to tell her she was wrong.

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MrJugsMcBulge 4 points ago +4 / -0

Upvote for using the correct word: Toque.

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MrJugsMcBulge 1 point ago +1 / -0

If that “thing” is being a massive cuck grifter, then yes, yes he still is.

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MrJugsMcBulge 2 points ago +2 / -0

Would it be a stretch to call her an asshole instead?

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MrJugsMcBulge 3 points ago +3 / -0

Most likely explanations:

  • Tim has a massive ego. Adam started challenging Tim too much and getting too popular, so Adam had to go.

  • Adam and Lydia had a falling-out over something. Tim was/is banging Lydia, so he yeeted Adam off the show to keep her happy.

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MrJugsMcBulge 1 point ago +1 / -0

Been awhile since I’ve read it too, but I could swear O’Brien - while interrogating Winston in the latter part of the story - makes a comment about having actually written some of “Goldstein’s” book and that “Goldstein” was just made up by the Party.

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MrJugsMcBulge 2 points ago +2 / -0

Eh, give people around here a little credit. Some might not get these references, but they can always ask or look it up. But I think most people here probably understand it - after all, this isn’t the left, where the only book they’ve read is fucking Harry Potter.

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MrJugsMcBulge 2 points ago +2 / -0

I thought the book was pretty clear that Goldstein and his book were both constructed by the Party. They needed an internal enemy at which to direct public anger, so they invented one. Not unlike how the current ruling deep state, uniparty, whatever you want to call it, uses the Republican Party or how the MSM uses FoxNews.

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MrJugsMcBulge 3 points ago +3 / -0

Send Trudeau the bill for the northern wall, but label it “fucking gay cuck socks” and he’d sign off on it in a minute.

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MrJugsMcBulge 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gotta Joe Biden that quote up a little

“C’mon, listen fat, y’know the thing can fit so much badakathcare in it”

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MrJugsMcBulge 5 points ago +5 / -0

Throw out literally everything except the Constitution and Bill of Rights, void all pre-existing court rulings from the Supreme Court on down. Then rebuild only what we actually need.

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MrJugsMcBulge 9 points ago +10 / -1

And it don’t want none unless you got buns, hon.

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MrJugsMcBulge 5 points ago +5 / -0

The only way I could possibly boycott FoxNews any harder would be if I traveled to parallel universes to stop alternate reality versions of myself from watching FoxNews.

Lousy Universe 46998y94wq MrJugsMcBulge, thinks he's better than me just because he has a sombrero...

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MrJugsMcBulge 1 point ago +1 / -0

I can't even begin to imagine what the deleted comment could have said to elicit that response.

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