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MrMcGreenGenes 1 point ago +1 / -0

My name is BBQ McNugget.

You ate my father.

Prepare to DIET!

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MrMcGreenGenes 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'd require them to use only "green" energy to do so.

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MrMcGreenGenes 3 points ago +3 / -0

The very first episode of ST:TNG had Beverly Crusher purchasing a bolt of cloth from aliens. I found that rather odd for a show that purported the narrative of a future where we no longer use money.

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MrMcGreenGenes 2 points ago +2 / -0

Shall NOT be infringed, in any way, shape or form, PERIOD!

English, motherfuckers, do you speak it?

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MrMcGreenGenes 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hand them out as gently used to the needy.

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MrMcGreenGenes 3 points ago +3 / -0

I probably observed a jogger committing felony mail theft today. This counts as reporting it to the FBI, right?

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MrMcGreenGenes 1 point ago +1 / -0

Waiting for one to claim they're an unaccompanied minor.

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MrMcGreenGenes 63 points ago +63 / -0

Looks like she ate her way thru Mexico.

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MrMcGreenGenes 12 points ago +12 / -0

When can we sue for damages?

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