*koopa king laughing intensifies

I didnt touch that lady in her you know the thing.

*in my best M. Bison voice... YES!

"Its ok i donated anitboddies yesterday"

Lemme have it, ill love the smell of tear gas in the morning.

Not the adversary, merely its shield. (And a big one at that, ill see myself out)

Well then its a good thing most of the rioters are on the dole anyway.

QUICK! somebody feel guilty...thanka you!

Ive been listening to the police scanner just to make sure the trouble doesent get too close to me, like any organization there are some assholes but the boys in blue have been working very hard to fight this bullshit.

Hes the only person who should wear a mask 24/7 so we dont have to look at his ball sack face.

Why would i wan't to vote someone out who threatens criminals?

What if I want to riot? Do I wear a mask or not Im confused?

A vote for walls is a vote for daniel, vote daniel. Everythings ok.

Idk where he is from but Daniel isn't even american.

We have the best Sikhs folks.

You ever been inside mohegan sun? The UV light wont be able to penetrate the cigarette smoke, itll probably suffocate the virus anyway 😂

Remember that time he took a lesser part and a huge paycut just so he can be called "captain". His ego is as gaping as his rear end.

Ill take that deal, our politicians on the other hand wont give you that deal.

Celebrate pride month with NPC flavored candy!

I like how the one white guy has to be gay. Theres no room for straight white males in this new utopia.

An oldie but a goodie.

Hes only pro 2a for himself and doesent belive the common folk should have access to firearms, only important people lile him who are "in danger".

Its ture, I'm a fat SOB and I'd make a terrible politician.

I like to be a little more optimistic and think that if he were alive today he could smell all the bullshit, afterall that is his specialty.

There are very littler "real" new yorkers left in NYC. A real new yorker would tell the mayer to go F himself, instead weve got good little obedient fearful children living here.