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Mr_Clit_Beastwood 2 points ago +2 / -0

What's the last thing that went through his mind before he died?

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Shrapnel.

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Mr_Clit_Beastwood 7 points ago +7 / -0

Sets a bad precedent though. When the dems are back in power, they'll just increase it to 27.

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Mr_Clit_Beastwood 2 points ago +3 / -1

"Nothing like good sex that makes you wanna take a huge dump. You must have jarred something loose down there!"

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Mr_Clit_Beastwood 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol. There are more people in his motorcade than at his rallies.

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Mr_Clit_Beastwood 2 points ago +2 / -0

Rods from God

Look it up.

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Mr_Clit_Beastwood 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's like this:

"Can I copy your script?"

"Yeah, but just change it a little so the teacher doesn't know."

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Mr_Clit_Beastwood 4 points ago +4 / -0

Thanks BOBON

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Mr_Clit_Beastwood 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't know why they would do this. It could only have the impact of de-energizing their base.

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Mr_Clit_Beastwood 14 points ago +14 / -0

I think we need more information on this to help:

Where was the last place he was seen?

Any enemies?

Did he tell anyone where he was going next when last seen?

How old when he disappeared? (Or how old now?)

Did he have any trouble with the law? Maybe in hiding?

Any mental health issues?

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Mr_Clit_Beastwood 21 points ago +21 / -0

If you buy the Platinum Plan, they'll give you a drop of Trump's blood in there and you instantly turn into a lion or a silverback gorilla. Your choice.

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Mr_Clit_Beastwood 1 point ago +1 / -0

.300 BO, a suppressor and some good concealment. They won't even know where the shots are coming from.

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Mr_Clit_Beastwood 6 points ago +6 / -0

This is why these retards always ND and accidentally shoot each other.

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Mr_Clit_Beastwood 1 point ago +1 / -0

Guys, we are above this.

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We're fiscal conservatives at least, so let's use a C-5 Globemaster and just open up the ramp in flight. Much more efficient. Maybe less fun though.

https://youtu.be/gqmmpoO1JrY

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