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Mystery_D 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wonder if he quit because he's somehow guilty of something, and knows where all of this is headed.

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Mystery_D 1 point ago +1 / -0

For the record, I left his number up because he left it publicly available on his website and his FB page.

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Mystery_D 1 point ago +1 / -0

I can't. I can't know that somewhere, he's enjoying a great-flying FPV quadcopter that I built. Can't have him thinking J6 was an insurrection, and enjoying something I made. I'd feel weird.

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Mystery_D 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why would something like that even need to be "blocked"? You'd think it would just be laughed at and forgotten about.

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Mystery_D 2 points ago +2 / -0

She works nights, so I was making an uneducated guess. Still, you'd think the jitters would indicate some sort of arrhythmia... or something. Right? Now I'm thinking too hard about it. Shit.

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Mystery_D 4 points ago +4 / -0

My wife (a medical professional) would probably point out how if someone's EKG looked like that, there'd be a serious health problem.

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Mystery_D 1 point ago +1 / -0

Meme format broken. Subtracting points for misuse.

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Mystery_D 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ostriches don't really put their heads in the sand. The vaxx'd do, though.

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Mystery_D 3 points ago +4 / -1

Feel like the caption is weak. Nothing was stolen from me. I'm a man, married to a woman (for almost 12 years now) and have two children, a boy and a girl.

My 9 year old daughter knows that boys cant be girls and girls cant be boys, and no human can be a frog.

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Mystery_D 1 point ago +1 / -0

He'll ask to go to the SPCA and theyll grant it to him.

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Mystery_D 1 point ago +1 / -0

12 and 13 are the same

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Mystery_D 1 point ago +1 / -0

Has anyone heard of any of those names? Except maybe the last one?

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Mystery_D 1 point ago +1 / -0

You'll notice he frames it in a manner that morons will read as "13-year-old girl raped, gives deposition"

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Mystery_D 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh, right. What he meant to say is that an anonymous random woman who Trump never met, accused him of doing something 30 years prior, with no evidence or witnesses.

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Mystery_D 4 points ago +4 / -0

Pay attention to the pupils. You see how constricted they are? Like the size of a cockroach's asshole. You know what does that? Narcotic pain medication.

This MF got percocet pupils. Shit's a dead giveaway every time. If there's not a very bright light directly in your face, your pupils should not be that small.

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Mystery_D 2 points ago +2 / -0

Replace the word 'history' with 'mistake' and the headline makes more sense.

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Mystery_D 26 points ago +28 / -2

I'd argue that the state (or any government) doesn't have the authority to tell someone what to call their offspring.

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Mystery_D 3 points ago +3 / -0

I spent the 30 seconds required to report the event to the hosting website. Probably won't lead to anything, but hey, I did it.

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