Just pepper the house and property with books and job applications, they won't go near it. It's much more important to escape with your life.
Pedophilia has its consequences.
No, it was a red flag the size of Alaska. You were right.
But what about Chicago? Nobody cares about streets littered with dead blacks?
Looks like Spez.
The World is Not Enough.
College professor.
And I have a bridge for sale in New York.
Gee, that was mighty nice of them.
What about the hordes of retards leaping over the border?
Yep, they're keeping everyone in the dark for a major surprise when our guy gets off scot-free. If you're white, it would be a good time to take a vacation.
Hi, we're from the government and we're here to help.
Dong Demon is a moron propagandist.
This upcoming generation is going to be a real winner.
Janet Reno would be proud.
It's the DBI now. They're with -HER->.
I can't wait to see what transvestite Biden replaces her with.
I have a better idea. How about we get some rope...
Put Gorilla Glue on the coins for the slot machines.
Place signs on the Strip saying free fried chicken, naming major casinos.
Make cardboard cutouts of naked Rosie O'Donnell and put them all over town.
Get Criss Angel to make all water dry up for a month, except for the Trump Hotel.
Pay Hell's Angels to hold a convention at Mandalay Bay, working their way downtown.
Infest all the hotel rooms with super lice, silverfish, cockroaches and spiders.
Spread rumor that Biden will pose a 300% tax on all vagina-related industry, including prostitution.
This should fix them for a while.
What is with this dictatorship bullshit? Stop signing EOs!
Naive Bukkake BTFO.
He won by a LOT. People never thought those numbers were possible.
Damn, I was wondering what happened to Jeremy Irons.
Shit dope, aight!
Damn, they whitewashed Harris's picture again.
Worked in medical for 10 years. There's a reason why a Band-Aid costs $15.