It's the DBI now. They're with -HER->.
I can't wait to see what transvestite Biden replaces her with.
I have a better idea. How about we get some rope...
Put Gorilla Glue on the coins for the slot machines.
Place signs on the Strip saying free fried chicken, naming major casinos.
Make cardboard cutouts of naked Rosie O'Donnell and put them all over town.
Get Criss Angel to make all water dry up for a month, except for the Trump Hotel.
Pay Hell's Angels to hold a convention at Mandalay Bay, working their way downtown.
Infest all the hotel rooms with super lice, silverfish, cockroaches and spiders.
Spread rumor that Biden will pose a 300% tax on all vagina-related industry, including prostitution.
This should fix them for a while.
What is with this dictatorship bullshit? Stop signing EOs!
Naive Bukkake BTFO.
He won by a LOT. People never thought those numbers were possible.
Damn, I was wondering what happened to Jeremy Irons.
Shit dope, aight!
Damn, they whitewashed Harris's picture again.
Brown University. Reparations. Fried Chicken. Woke.
Where's the malt liquor ad? SMH
TIL the USPS cuts us stimulus cheques.
Liberalism is a mental disorder.
Maybe the media can whitewash his picture and call him Jim Smith.
It's okay if they do it.
No, electric chair or bust, assholes.
I will learn astral projection before I get on their shitty planes.
Not in my cockpit.
Daily reminder that BLM is MLB spelled backwards.
Forget the frogs, they have Sand Raider problems.
Don't let the doorknob hit you in the ass, bitch.
I'm just shocked that he didn't deviate from DNC talking points.
With help like that, who needs enemies?
Smack them around with bibles until they wake up or do something else.
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Janet Reno would be proud.