Imagine the lockdown measures without being armed. They'd be bolting us into our homes until they say it is "safe."

"I'll just sign an EO saying you can't own guns. Too dangerous."

Uh, the Constitution guarantees our right to own guns?

(Screams in liberal)

Me: Doctor, I am bleeding from my anus. I am scared.

Doctor: You do not have a crisis. You just have a recurring problem of anal cancer.

Me: Oh thank God, I thought I was in trouble.

Doctor: You still have six months to live.

Me: But you said it's just a recurring problem?

Doctor: It is. One that will kill you.

I'm eating all the cows so they don't contribute to greenhouse gases.

Mine is Cuomo. Wanna trade?

Nah. She's busy knitting her new Covid mask, and wondering how she got covid in the first place.

Back in May 2020, the story first broke and he said "We were following federal guidelines."

Oh really, psychopath? Then we would have 50 scandals nationwide. Except we don't. We just have one - in NYS - because you made your own rules and killed thousands.

And they're going for combo points: pols are calling for his emergency powers to be stripped while he's under investigation.

So, life goes back to normal. Cuomo groping three women becomes the headline. Everyone forgets that he killed 10k people. He gets a slap on the wrist.

Final Dem analysis: AREN'T YOU HAPPY WE FREED YOU, SLAVES?

Tell me Cuomo doesn't regret Biden's win. With Trump in office, no one was paying attention to all of the bad seeds in positions of power.

Now that there is no "orange man" to obsess over, the media is pointing its gun at the next best thing: the Butcher of Albany

Yep. If you read the articles, they slyly throw in comments from deBlasio about how he wants Cuomo to "give up his emergency powers during this investigation."

They want this investigation to be his get out of jail free card. The bodies get buried, the "emergency" is ended, life goes back to normal - and Cuomo gets a slap on the wrist for behaving badly around women.

Object and force the judge to say "Say what I want - or else."

I had a a judge try this with me 4-5 years ago. i was giving a hypothetical, and said "let's say he went to the store."

Judge: You mean "they."

I paused. It was a hypothetical. i then said, "it's hypothetical."

Judge: We only use gender neutral pronouns.

Me: This is interrupting my train of thought, and my argument. I cannot effectively argue when my words are being handcuffed. And, in my scenario, the person is a he - because I made him.

Force the judge to censure you for "wrong think". Laugh your way to the disciplinary committee.

There was no kneeling yesterday. Things that make you wonder aloud "What happened between yesterday and January 1st?"

What do you mean you don't know who she is? SHE HAS A BLUE CHECKMARK!!!!! SHE'S IMPORTANT!!!

The NFL has to "denounce white supremacy"?

Are the hundreds, if not thousands, of black millionaires the sport made not enough?

How about the desecration of our national anthem to be in "solidarity" with BLM?

Where, exactly, is the line? There is no satisfying these SJW people.

I never thought I'd live to see a day where the mention of the "Constitution" would actually draw scoffs and eye rolls from large swaths of this country.

They have zero respect for it, and will denigrate it whenever given the opportunity.

But schools are responsible for 1% of cases. That tells me you're safer at school than at home.

Cuomo showed numbers for his “track and trace” corps that showed:

• Restaurants and Bars were responsible for ~1% of all cases.

• Schools were responsible for .75% of all cases.

• Household spread was responsible for 78% of all cases.

The moment there was a rise in cases, the first thing he did was shut schools and restaurants to “stop the spread.” Clown world doesn’t even properly explain what’s going on in my state.

BUT THERE ARE SO MANY CASES!!!!!!

ok, but people aren’t dying. so, who cares how many people get the virus. we get viruses all the time.

YOURE A COVID DENIER!!!!

There’s also an argument to be made that there aren’t many excess deaths for 2020. Meaning, the people who died would have likely died this year any way (statistically speaking.)

I saw it live. His wife spoke first - strange move for a newly elected president. Then the first words out of Biden’s mouth were “we gotta social distance. We gotta keep wearing masts.” I’m not kidding.

Brady’s sorta based. So I’m rooting for him.

Nothing would surprise me in the Woke Bowl

One of the loudest, TDS suffering Hollywood buffoons is lecturing us about finding the “middle ground.”

Fucking hypocrites.

As soon as you hear the following:

• Crystals
• Shakras
• Energies

GTFO and don’t turn back.

Me early today: “Why are you crying about the artificial flower you lost?”

Her: BECAUSE IT WAS PRETTY!!!!

Me: I have no frame of reference for this. I’m going to walk around the neighborhood for a few.