I'm a dude, but, can confirm. I've seen this shit a lot.

These are the same kinda women who will try to hook up with married men just to ruin their marriage.

After I got married during my time in the US NAVY there was a solid month of boat hoes literally grabbing my ass and trying to get me to fuck with them. Being young and nieve I just kept telling them "no I'm married" (not that I'd have if I was single, I saved myself for marriage) not realizing the ring on the finger was WHY they were doing it.

BMW go BRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

🤯

Keep in mind he lost 150 pounds to get to "fat piece of shit" status.

Gods greatest gift to us was free will.

I choose to give free helicopter rides to communists.

Fake... his balls wouldn't fit in the cockpit.

The first rule is we dont talk about it... c'mon man!

Does this count as a shitpost? Imma mark it anyhow. 🤫😉

Jerry, when Trump said drain the swamp this isn't what he meant. C'mon man!

God help them now.

So far. Nobody has seen the final form yet.

In hindsight I should have made the fisherman Trump.

No, but I should!

So thats what 1776 lbs of tuna looks like once canned....

https://thedonald.win/p/HXok0PMQ/ultra-rare-green-tuna-breaks-wor/c/

This is so fucking epic.

The look on her face when she realizes she's been played like a fucking fiddle. 🤣🤣🤣

Because it's a real place. Likely a slick way to fool the call screener into thinking he was legit in case they check to see if it was real. Call screener must have been a Jack Wagon also.

George Soros can shove his version of enrichment right up his ass.

Did you know his wife is a doctor?

The only thing worse than middle aged white Karen's is their spoiled fucking brat offspring that have never faced consequences one time in their life.

Change my mind.

Got me thinking. I wonder what a 1776 pound tuna would look like.

Well.... now we know. I give you... the ultra rare green tuna.

https://thedonald.win/p/HXok0PMQ/

🤣🤣🤣 me too. Off for 5 minutes, come back. Wait what? Duh fuq did I miss?

GOD EMPEROR spoke of fagtifa violence yesterday and how they were throwing cans of Tuna at police.

First is great... but I got the prized 1776th upvote. Feels good man.

They dint care about wasting Tuna. They can't process protein after years of soy intake and vegan cuck diets.

That magic moment when you the the 1776th updoot!

Eww... gross.