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NebDakFly2 22 points ago +22 / -0

Don't forget, free guns for all US citizens!!

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NebDakFly2 1 point ago +1 / -0

You should reverse this image to the proper context. Just saying. Abe is on the right, not the left.

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NebDakFly2 3 points ago +3 / -0

Do "normal" people run for office anymore? And how are these escaped mental patients able to keep getting elected??

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NebDakFly2 4 points ago +4 / -0

I thought it was "Captain" Jack Sparrow's new gig...

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NebDakFly2 3 points ago +3 / -0

I can't stop laughing at this!!! Facking hilarious!

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NebDakFly2 2 points ago +2 / -0

I did not think he could top the North Korea walk. I was wrong.

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NebDakFly2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wow! Tell me this isn't edited. Its gotta be or he's really in bad shape. Literally two conversations coming out of his head at the same time.

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NebDakFly2 2 points ago +2 / -0

[Spoken: Central Scrutinizer] This is the Central Scrutinizer... It is my responsibility to enforce all the laws That haven't been passed yet It is also my responsibility to alert each and every one of you To the potential consequences Of various ordinary everyday activities You might be performing which could eventually lead to The death penalty - or affect your parents' credit rating... Our criminal institutions are full of little creeps like you Who do wrong things And many of them were driven to these crimes By a horrible force called MUSIC! Our studies have shown that this horrible force Is so dangerous to society at large That laws are being drawn up at this very moment To stop it - forever! Cruel and inhuman punishments are being carefully described In tiny paragraphs So they won't conflict with the Constitution... Which, itself, is being modified in order to accommodate The future! I bring you now a special presentation To show what can happen to you If you choose a career in music The White Zone is for loading and unloading only... If you have to load or unload, go to the White Zone... You'll love it... it's a way of life Hi, it's me, I'm back... This is the Central Scruuuuuutinizer... The White Zone is for loading and unloading only... If you gotta load or if you gotta unload Go to the White Zone, you'll love it, it's a way of life That's right! You'll love it, it's a way of life, that's right You'll love it, a way of life, right, love it... This is the Central Scrutinizer...

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NebDakFly2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Its super hard for me to figure this out. Are the Dems on the left, or on the right? Thanks

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NebDakFly2 4 points ago +4 / -0

OhMyGod!! They are on the dry sand and the wet sand!!!! Reeeeee!!!

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NebDakFly2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Did Twitthead pull the video???

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NebDakFly2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Could also be a chart of my freedom boner!

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NebDakFly2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thats a charge to offset their merchant account fees. Not all businesses choose to do it, but its a nationwide thing, not just Cali. They probably have a cash discount program going.

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