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Nellie_the_Beaut 6 points ago +6 / -0

Wow! Sly is the same age as our President?? 74?? 6 years until 80? Just... wow! (I’ll just feel really old over here...)

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Nellie_the_Beaut 1 point ago +1 / -0

They’re making their lists and checking them twice! So many things to pick up. Let’s see...

New phones (iPhone pref but Samsung ok)

iPads

Nikes (as many as can carry while stepping over broken window frame)

Gucci Purses &/or jackets

Chanel sunglasses

Louis Vuitton anything

Diapers

TVs (only 47”++)

Cases of diet soda

Doritos (any flavor)

BMW

Mercedes

Vintage Muscle Cars

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Nellie_the_Beaut 2 points ago +3 / -1

I had to have two back molars ripped out due to not being able to see a dentist for nearly a year during Covid shutdown. They gave me a local for the surgery, and sent me home with a paper telling me to take Ibuprofen and/or Tylenol every 4 hrs and use an ice bag. When I asked about an RX painkiller, the dentist replied “I can’t prescribe those. And they don’t work any better than over the counter ibuprofen.”

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Nellie_the_Beaut 2 points ago +2 / -0

Start digging under this clown’s house - he does look like Gacey!

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Nellie_the_Beaut 3 points ago +3 / -0

Astra Zeneca blood clot creator one?

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Nellie_the_Beaut 3 points ago +3 / -0

You don’t need that single-family dwelling. You don’t need all that acreage. You don’t need your own well. <coming very soon>.

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Nellie_the_Beaut 23 points ago +23 / -0

Sounds like every “job” Chelsea Clinton’s ever had.

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Nellie_the_Beaut 7 points ago +7 / -0

That fucking Marxist mayor “Bowser” actually tried to REMOVE the fencing around the White House that was standing between President Trump and his family and the BLM/Antifa mob. That evil and reckless tool of the left claimed that it was “the people’s house” and that Trump had no right to deny them access to it. During a riot. She wanted Donald, Melania and Barron Trump to be murdered. These agent provocateurs destroying our country from within are all over Washington DC.

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Nellie_the_Beaut 2 points ago +2 / -0

Agree! It’s one of our favs always on rotation. Decades old but still fantastic special effects like her dive into traffic - classic! Chris Tucker’s Ruby Ride is also great - and Gary Oldman is fantastic.

OP I love this meme - #MultiPass

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Nellie_the_Beaut 2 points ago +2 / -0

Calif SC? I know American Psycho tried to make it mail-in only due to “Covid cautions”, but he couldn’t get it through by 2020. So instead his Sos sent ballots to every registered voter in the state (whatever address they had - sometimes several) whether you asked for one or not. Then came all the convenient “drop off boxes” popping up everywhere. I’m in Cali. I wish he was toast. I really think he and Nancy are going to call in ALL the favors and weather this through. But if we did finally get his ass out - who is going to take his place? Another even further left maniac? A Republican conservative, or even a centrist is a long shot with Bay Area, Silicon Valley and LA voting blue no matter who.

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Nellie_the_Beaut 1 point ago +1 / -0

WTF is annoying two faced cuck Scott Adams doing in the middle of this? He’s a fucking cartoonist opportunist! Is anybody who they fucking say they are anymore??

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Nellie_the_Beaut 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just wait til you see what he has in mind the day after he beats the recall vote. He has no worries at all that he will be recalled thanks to the cheating in place (he made mail-in voting pretty much mandatory - it’s the first thing he did when he became governor), his aunty Nancy and influential, rich buddies throughout the state and the country. He’s going to come out signing so many executive orders he will make Slo Joe Biden look like an edict signing amateur. Newsom is going to crow that he has a MÁNDATE now and put his socialist fascist plans into overdrive. After all, he’s got a lot to establish before he reaches his true destiny in 2028 - the White House. His ex wife Kimberly Guilfoyle warned us all that is his fixation and California is just his stepping stone to get there.

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Nellie_the_Beaut 2 points ago +2 / -0

My leftist RN sister the other night: “The vaccine is perfectly safe. I took it and did fine. I’ve not heard a credible report of one person dying as a result of the vaccine.”

Me: “The famous baseball player Hank Aaron died from taking it.”

She: “Nooooo, that’s not correct. He died because he caught Covid.”

Me: “wtf are you talking about?! He was perfectly healthy, not sick and not that elderly. He DIED two days after getting the shot! His family rushed him to the hospital the day he got the shot because he suddenly became so sick. The next day he was DEAD!”

She: “well, that’s called a correlation. It doesn’t mean the shot was the cause of his death.”

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Nellie_the_Beaut 5 points ago +5 / -0

Wow. That is truly terrifying on so many levels. That woman is dumb as a rock - her only qualifications are celebrity woke notoriety - more like infamy - and a lot of cash. And suddenly identifying as “black” and having fiends in all the right places. The Obamas literally are mentoring her and visited her personally several times in England after her marriage to Harry. So sick of all these hand picked nitwits.

We gotta get Newsom tf outta there with the recall. It’s not looking likely with all his “friends” and the endless cheating, but it’s seriously the last chance for CA.

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Nellie_the_Beaut 2 points ago +2 / -0

“You didn’t build that!” — Barry Soetero

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Nellie_the_Beaut 4 points ago +4 / -0

There’s already a hand picked Newsom lackey in that seat. Meghan is the buzzard overlooking Dianne Feinstein’s seat. Crypt keeper is 90 and can barely stay awake at work. Rumor is she will be out anytime now. Michelle Obama was supposed to fill that seat but now Obamas have decided to push the Duchess of Suxit in there ínstead. And whatever Barack wants... <see Kamala Harris>.

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Nellie_the_Beaut 6 points ago +6 / -0

Woka-Cola CEO “statement” incoming:

“We at Woka-Cola simply won’t stand for this outright bigotry! We demand that all Americans, especially the youngest and most vulnerable amongst us, have equal and easy access to body butchery autonomy*. We will keep up the pressure on Arkansas until this heinous bill is reversed!”

*starting next week, we will be requiring proof of vaccine to drop off your beverage shipment. Let’s get to immunity together! #Science

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Nellie_the_Beaut 22 points ago +22 / -0

<Charlize Theron (won an Academy award for “Monster”) has entered the chat with her two adopted black boys who are now her “daughters”.>

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Nellie_the_Beaut 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dammit, Pedes - he’s a (very stable) doctor, not a magician!

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Nellie_the_Beaut 5 points ago +5 / -0

There’s no problem there - that I can tell you!

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Nellie_the_Beaut 1 point ago +1 / -0

Look at them all - fully vaccinated and sitting 6ft away from each other - and wearing masks, every one of them. Evil incarnate liars and fearmongers.

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Nellie_the_Beaut 1 point ago +1 / -0

I just can’t decide... whose outfit is uglier! But of course DJT looks suave and polished as always. (He was in his mid 30s here?)

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