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Nerdrem 16 points ago +16 / -0

Damn, now I'm wondering what that acid I used for cleaning wheels was when I worked at a car wash. It worked great and eventually when we switched to something else it didn't work nearly as well, so it was strong. Oh well, I haven't noticed my bones turning into calcium fluoride, I'm probably good.

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Nerdrem 10 points ago +10 / -0

Just to play devil's advocate, it could be that Bloomberg's Jewish and Jews don't speak the word "God" so it could be just like a rule for his channel.

Probably not though, because for one thing I think he's an "atheist Jew".

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Nerdrem 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why the fuck is he still in jail? You know if he was some commie pinko faggot somebody would have paid his bail as soon as it was set, do we really not have any sort of special interest groups or someone that can do that? Hell, if I was Sandmann I'd pay it, free publicity and I seriously doubt this kid is a flight risk.

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Nerdrem 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think he already got a nom for that, like last year or the year before. So that puts him at I guess 3 now... fuck actually winning one, I want him to be the all time most nominated because that will really put a fine point on what politicised bullshit the Nobel committee is.

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Nerdrem 1 point ago +1 / -0

How can they do that? Term limits mean you're limited to a certain number of terms, Justices already only get 1. Aside from that, aren't Justice's lifetime appointments Constitutionally mandated? I mean it wouldn't be impossible to change, but there would need to be an Amendment, and there's no way in hell they could get the votes.

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Nerdrem 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yeah, they've been losing most of their content to other streaming services, like Hulu for example was a partnership between some big players for a while like Disney, Comcast, NBC etc, and they're having to pay out the ass to keep certain ones they can't lose; like if they lose The Office and other blue chip shows they'll be hemorrhaging subscribers. So that leaves them with some shows and movies, but they have to rely more on their "Netflix Originals" which just generally aren't good.

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Nerdrem 3 points ago +6 / -3

Do you find something offensive about calling a spade a spade?

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Nerdrem 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, I'm sure. They've changed the definition so much over the years that it's hard to tell, but look up "classic liberal".

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Nerdrem 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm a liberal. That's why I support Trump.

Although now days liberal means communist, and I'm not that. So I'm the actual definition of "liberal" and I believe many people on here are as well.

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Nerdrem 1 point ago +1 / -0

I mean, I'm not even an Omaha citizen. Just do what I did.

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Nerdrem 60 points ago +60 / -0

"But I'm a woman, there's no way I can be held accountable for my actions, I'm oppressed!"

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Nerdrem 44 points ago +44 / -0

Yeah, probably. Gotta try at least.

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Nerdrem 155 points ago +155 / -0

I just filed a report with the Omaha PD internal affairs accusing the Omaha DA of murder, and invoked the Communist Control Act. We'll see what happens.

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Nerdrem 278 points ago +290 / -12

Oh my god. RIP Jake. We'll kill all of these fuckwits for you.

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Nerdrem 1 point ago +1 / -0

surely there are some qualifications?

Elena Kagan was never even a judge before she got appointed. Michelle Obama has a law degree, she's at least as "qualified".

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Nerdrem 25 points ago +25 / -0

The thing is, her death was reported well after the time you could have mailed a package to have it delivered today. It seems like maybe whoever sent it knew before everyone else. Or it was just a coincidence, I'm sure this shit happens all the time.

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Nerdrem 7 points ago +7 / -0

"Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable" -JFK

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