The different organs were debating who should be king

The brain began: "Well, obviously, me. I handle all of the thinking and consciousness."

"Ahem", interrupted the heart. "It's me. I pump the blood: without me, you, brain, won't work at all but I keep the body running just fine without you."

"Are you forgetting what the blood is transporting?" said the lungs. "Oxygen. And without us, you wouldn't have any. So it has to be us."

"And are you both forgetting that blood will very quickly become toxic if I don't clean it up constantly?" replied the liver. "It should be me!"

And so on it went, with each organ and body part presenting a valid case for why they were really the ones running the body and should be king, until finally there was just one remaining: the sphincter.

"I think it's me. I run this all." said the spinchter without providing any proof.

"You?" Laughed the other organs. "You're worthless. We can definitely do without you! There's no way you'll be king!"

In response, the sphincter got very angry and clenched up. Within the day, all of the gut was sending distress signals to the brain. Within the week, the liver was being overwhelmed by the accumulating toxins, the heart was getting palpitations, the lungs were having trouble taking in oxygen and the brain couldn't think of anything else except how terrible the body felt.

Finally, after a week of suffering, they had had enough and decided to crown the sphincter king. Now very happy, the sphincter relaxed and the body went back to normal, with all of the organs from there on out calling the sphincter king.

And the moral of the story is: no matter what sort of unique and talented members an organisation is made up of, at the top there's an asshole with the power to make everybody's life hell.

I didn't write this, but I wish I did:

My days on earth may be numbered; but before I fade away, there is something important I need to say. It may not be important to anyone else; but it's important to me.

Win, lose or fraud...President Trump. I just want to say thank you for the last four years.

Thank you for making it cool to be a proud American again.

Thank you for showing us that we don’t need to be under China’s thumb anymore economically, or any other way.

Thank you for pushing back on Iran.

Thank you for one of the strongest economies we’ve ever experienced in my lifetime.

Thank you for all you have done for the minority communities, and the outstanding decrease in the unemployment rate you had.

Thank you for making it feel good to love our country and to be a proud patriot again.

Thank you for supporting our Nation's flag and the men and women who fought for the freedom that stands behind that flag.

Thank you for supporting our nation's law enforcement organizations, and understanding how difficult their job really is.

Thank you for quelling the flood of illegal immigration, and bringing to justice the thousands of criminals that flood brought us.

Thank you for giving corporations a reason to come back to America to make our own products and put Americans back to work.

Thank you for bringing our troops home from endless deployments that presented us with little more than body bags; and for your commitment to strengthen our military.

Thank you for operation warp speed and keeping your promise to bringing the Covid 19 vaccine to us in less than a year.

Thank you for your never-ending attempts at bringing peace to the Middle East and your support for Israel.

Thank you for your Tax relief, and thank you for our energy independence. Most of all though...

THANK YOU for taking a damn rotten job that you never had to take!!

Thank you for caring enough for this country to want to try and make a difference.

Thank you for showing America how little the career Politicians actually work for their constituents; and for showing us how much those politicians despise you for showing America how easy it is to build a great nation, rather than rape her to line their own pockets and stock portfolios.

Thank you for trying to drain the swamp. You almost succeeded.

Thank you for allowing us to experience a President that wasn’t a lifelong politician, wasn't afraid of the establishment swamp creatures, the fake news media or rogue international players, but a lifelong American hero and example to the American people.

THANK YOU MR. PRESIDENT..... YOU DID YOUR ABSOLUTE BEST TO MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN .... GOD BLESS YOU AND MAY GOD ALWAYS BLESS AMERICA. YOU'LL ALWAYS BE MY PRESIDENT !!