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NihilistCaregiver 10 points ago +10 / -0

Gimme gimme chicken tendies,

Be they crispy or from Wendys.

Spend my hard-earned good-boy points,

on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints.

Mummy lifts me to the car,

To find me tendies near and far.

Enjoy my tasty tendie treats,

in comfy big boy booster seats.

McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's,

But of my tendies none remains.

She tries to make me take a nappy,

But sleeping doesn't make me happy.

Tendies are the only food,

That puts me in the napping mood.

I'll scream and shout and make a fuss,

I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss!

Tendies are my heart's desire,

Fueled by raging, hungry fire.

Mummy sobs and wails and cries,

But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries.

My good-boy points were fairly earned,

To buy the tendies that I've yearned.

But there's no tendies on my plate!

Did mummy think that I'd just ate?

"TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW,

YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW!"

I screech while hurling into her eyes,

My foul, bowel-dwelling diaper surprise.

For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers:

Never forget my chicken tenders.

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NihilistCaregiver 1 point ago +3 / -2

It really can't be explained simply. If you don't understand it, then don't worry about it. It's too late to try making money off it anyway.

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NihilistCaregiver 2 points ago +2 / -0

Short term capital gains are a bitch

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NihilistCaregiver 6 points ago +9 / -3

A better rule would be "no twitter screenshots, only post links to the actual tweet or an archive.is copy"

I've seen WAYYY too many fake tweets posted here that are mostly posted for mental masturbation purposes. Pointless BS content.

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NihilistCaregiver 72 points ago +75 / -3

Shit like this makes this site look bad.

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NihilistCaregiver 4 points ago +4 / -0

You actually believe that you're being fed genuine military intelligence, that just happens to be leaked to the entire public by a random account on one of the chan sites?

Are you mentally retarded?

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NihilistCaregiver 2 points ago +2 / -0

And when the NG evacuates without doing anything, you Q people will move the goal post another 2 weeks.

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NihilistCaregiver 4 points ago +4 / -0

The "research" done by Q people is the liability. Encrypted military codes, putting blind trust into random political figures, and assuming the military is noble are all shit.

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NihilistCaregiver 5 points ago +5 / -0

Because Q beliefs are a liability in the real world. Q also makes people "trust the plan" instead of coming up with their own plans an actions.

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