Man, this is so ripe for exploitation.
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Hire a felon for $2500/month. He doesn't even need ever to show up for work.
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Agree with him to return you in cash $2200 every month. Bitcoins if you prefer.
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He enjoys his free $300, you enjoy your free $300.
If he rats you out he loses his free $300. And if you prepare well he has no evidence against you whatsoever.