Barack Obama
Barack America
Raprock Obama
President Myboss
Barry Soetoro
"Two things are important to me, being a school counselor and being a mom, and I feel like I'm failing at both".
Maybe don't allow your crackhead son to fuck his niece.
Call the National Suicide Hotline in the sidebar.
Listen Fat, I don't work for you. But here's the deal. I'm the only guy up here who wrote the damn bill about getting rid of the smart guys and the lying dog-faced pony soldiers. China is not gonna eat our lunch. In fact, China's coming over here and buying up all the restaurants so it is in fact, that we, in fact, are going to eat THEIR lunch!
Come on, man!
It's like you don't even want baddakathcare and trunamuniziprzure. It's about the Sole of our Nation! They call me Shoe Leather! I stink but I get you where you need to be!
And where we need to be is a place where black kids can be transgender, unless they vote for the other Biden, in which case they ain't black! And then they're nothing but Nazis! My- oh by the way, I'm Jill's husband. Hi honey. What? Where am I?
Look. We need to do more to increase the rapidly rising, uh, I don't know, the taxes with th, well you know the deal!
And here's the deal! Five card stud! That's what they call me! Five card stud with shoe leather! And boy I tell you, if you're under 21, then you ain't Blackjack!
In conclusion, I'm a proud Democratic Caucus running from the US Senate. And I am the Senate.
And that's what we need to do! When some kid reaches into the pool and rubs our legs down and jumps on your lap, and asks you if you sent in your mail-in ballot, you say "I SENATE!"
And that's why President Raprock "Myboss" America endorsed me! Because I know how to get things done!
And I love getting kids done.
Vote at I will three oh three three oh for a good time! See you on the corner, you stupid bastards!
Looking to get a decent coverage. Obviously I have the MSM mainstays and The Aging Horsefucking Turks for meltdown purposes, but is there anywhere credible and fair in it's reporting that I can turn to for accuracy?
I think Crowder's got a stream about it going on, but I'm not sure when that starts, and being in Australia I have to run on somewhat different hours with my viewing habits.
Thanks in advance for suggestions, frens!
Given that she's implicated in the Biden crimes, can we assume that she's basically fled to a bunker like any good rich NWO puppet?
Putting aside for a second his racism, misogyny, pedophilia, rape, willingness to lie, cheat and steal.
I think the one constant that has remained throughout his life is that he's JUST smart enough to know that he's monumentally fucking dumb, and has always had such a chip on his shoulder about his own lack of intelligence, and thus is rabidly desperate to prove his superiority to others.
This is the root of his behaviour, and explains every other defect and act of evil that has arisen since his first realization of his own stupidity.
It's not just a cheap jibe at Biden, when Trump calls him Slow Joe, or "you were never smart", etc.
It's literally the one attack that cuts him to his core. Ever wonder why Trump doesn't punch harder about every thing that he's done? Because he doesn't need to, and to do so would be ineffective.
Trump identified his weakest spot. The part that Joe has tried to shield with fame, riches, job titles, international money hustling.
Joe Biden doesn't care if somebody calls him out on his pedophilia, his rape, or any of the other things he's done wrong. He doesn't care if somebody insults his family, outside of using it for political purposes. He can laugh it off, even if he knows he's being destroyed. Because they're punching at the shield. They're punching at a symbol of "Joe's Power".
When Trump calls Joe Biden out on his lack of intelligence, he's sidestepping the shielding. He's punching him right in that core part of him, that part that a young Joe Biden tried desperately to protect against. The part that ol' Shoe Leather tried to defend.
This is the most effective attack against Joe. This feeling of mental inadequacy is the one constant in his life. Notice how agitated he gets, especially with his diminishing faculties.
"I'VE DONE DUMB THINGS, AND I'LL DO DUMB THINGS AGAIN!"
"I'VE GOT A CHIP ON MY SHOULDER!"
"THEY THINK JUST 'CAUSE I DIDN'T GO TO THE SAME SCHOOL AS THEM, THAT I'M NOT AS GOOD!"
"I'M SICK AND TIRED OF SMART GUYS!"
If you know yourself, and you know your enemy, you need not fear the results of a thousand battles - Sun Tzu
Discuss.
We know Trump is a bit of a germophobe. Knowing what he knows about the Clintons, the Obamas, the Bidens, and their $65,000 1AM "hotdog parties" sourced through "the usual channels", do you think he got the WH fumigated and disinfected before he got in there?
Do these Antifa losers really think they stand a chance?
Don't let your memes be dreams folks
Also, one of the most recent Trump rallies had Trump mocking it, and literally saying "Honk honk! Honk honk!"
Memesmiths, locate and isolate the clip of Trump honking for reaction purposes. Our memes will get to power levels never before thought possible.