It doesnt matter if elections are truly rigged. How do you not understand this?

The pedophile painting is fake news. The Mao painting is real.

I know this is anecdotal and you wont believe me, but today 4 Apaches flew over my house so low it made the wood shake. I am not lying. It scared the shit out of me. I live close to Travis AFB and have never seen Apaches flying around here.

Dude, he has literally said he fucked an extraterrestrial alien.