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NotQuiteHuman 1 point ago +1 / -0

You are all wrong. Things have been garbage since the first man, and we still haven't figured out that pointing the finger and blaming others doesn't fix anything.

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NotQuiteHuman 7 points ago +7 / -0

When that happened, Wyoming and Idaho were places where women had to be tougher than modern men--including a fair number of the men who bitch about how all their problems are actually women's fault.

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NotQuiteHuman -5 points ago +3 / -8

So give up and die in despair and solitude, o men.

Holy shit. There's cuckolds and there's cucks, and you are absolutely the latter.

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NotQuiteHuman 6 points ago +7 / -1

What a lot of complex processes that had to develop at the same time, while also simultaneously developing tens of thousands of other qualities, processes, and structures that were similarly crucial to surviving other, completely unrelated conditions!

I'm so glad we can just say "Evolution" and just assign everything we encounter to its benevolent hidden hand, by invoking unproven possibilities.

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NotQuiteHuman 2 points ago +2 / -0

Worse, it's them living out every ugly, unjust parody of religion they've ever concocted and then tried to project onto us "dumb hick Bible-thumpin' science deniers".

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NotQuiteHuman 12 points ago +12 / -0

Why do all these Tiktok twits seem to record in the same kitchen? I swear they all live in one apartment together, as often as I've seen that background...

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NotQuiteHuman 5 points ago +5 / -0

Sweden's at 60% right now, but give 'em time.

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NotQuiteHuman 3 points ago +3 / -0

I didn't know Lyndon Baines Johnson was black.

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NotQuiteHuman 10 points ago +10 / -0

It looks like the worst parody of "Do you like this? I made it myself!"

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NotQuiteHuman 3 points ago +5 / -2

I'm sure the courthouse janitorial staff has it coming.

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NotQuiteHuman 1 point ago +1 / -0

We need Congress so that all those tyrants and damn fools in the blue cities don't half-plus-one the red counties into slavery.

Go read up on the composition of the two houses. I promise, you'll understand better how it works--or at least, how it should.

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NotQuiteHuman 7 points ago +7 / -0

"We didn't report the nursing home deaths because we were afraid Trump would use it against us."

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NotQuiteHuman 1 point ago +5 / -4

Okay, so you're waiting for everyone else to go first.

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NotQuiteHuman 3 points ago +3 / -0

And make one of them a plastic bag over your whole head. Sanitary!

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NotQuiteHuman 3 points ago +3 / -0

If COVID ends, they have to go back to work.

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NotQuiteHuman 5 points ago +5 / -0

Get a full-body NASA space suit and tha-riiiiiive!

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NotQuiteHuman 1 point ago +1 / -0

Okay, so. Governors need to recall their states' NG, given that the federal government is violating their human rights.

Get on your phones, get on your e-mail, harass your governor until he relents, or praise him if he never sent them or pulled them back long ago.

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NotQuiteHuman 3 points ago +3 / -0

Don't bother counting; he's got plenty more. There's no bottom to the well of stupid.

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NotQuiteHuman 5 points ago +6 / -1

The other 50%, of course, don't count, because it contradicts your narrative.

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NotQuiteHuman 3 points ago +4 / -1

You're paying taxes into this system, so...so do you.

Eat up, bitch.

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