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NotSpyRussian 2 points ago +2 / -0

Might as well add an insert with Russia and China...

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NotSpyRussian 9 points ago +9 / -0

Lol... Sounds like a PV sting... Stage looting a store (someone in on it manning a store expecting you to break windows and steal)...

1.) Can we stop at this liquor store real quick? I want to celebrate voting for Biden!

2.) Loot(with secret permission to do so)... Run back to car

3.) Try to get driver to agree you're entitled to the loot, on camera, on way to the polls

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NotSpyRussian 9 points ago +9 / -0

45k ... Fourty Five ...

In before: Something something I can't afford x capitalism has failed me :-(

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NotSpyRussian 3 points ago +3 / -0

Everyday for 5 days in a row after each new example drops in different states

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NotSpyRussian 16 points ago +17 / -1

1.) Pack the court with 100 judges

2.) Rule that 9 judges is the max, grandfather the current judges in

3.) Profit?

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NotSpyRussian 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is it featureless? Also, ima need to measure that barrel length... Seems a bit too short...

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NotSpyRussian 14 points ago +14 / -0

It's because orcas don't have thumbs :-(

If they had thumbs they'd be giving free helicopter rides...

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NotSpyRussian 2 points ago +2 / -0

I heard it was a belt fed bolt action fully semi automatic 3d printed assault revolver ghost gun

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NotSpyRussian 28 points ago +28 / -0

Princeton: Everything is racist... We're hella racist... Haven't you seen any woke lectures?!?!

DOE: wait... did you just say "we're hella racist"? That's like... Illegal... Like a lot...

Princeton: Well no... But actually yes... *surprised pikachu*

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NotSpyRussian 16 points ago +16 / -0

He'll always be mommy's little president

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NotSpyRussian 7 points ago +7 / -0

I feel you... I hate fucking cursing... Folks need to cut that shit out

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NotSpyRussian 2 points ago +2 / -0

I feel sorry for the poor bastards on the jury when they invent smellivision and deploy it in Portland...

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NotSpyRussian 1 point ago +1 / -0

They don't have to go back to their spaceship but they can't stay here...

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NotSpyRussian 27 points ago +27 / -0

Same... 787k dislikes... Kids Twerking... Rated MA... That's a hard pass

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NotSpyRussian 1 point ago +1 / -0

Democrats: yo dawg, we heard you like homicide... So we imported some homicide to commit some homicide while committing some other homicide

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