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Numaeus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Happy Thanksgiving! 🦃 & LET'S GO BRANDON! 🇺🇸

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Numaeus 1 point ago +1 / -0

That'll work about as well as promising to take lobsters away from Maine or bingo away from Florida.

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Numaeus 8 points ago +8 / -0

Originally meant as a mockery of Jesus's claims.

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Numaeus 1 point ago +1 / -0

So, I guess... Knee of Longchauvinus?

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Numaeus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just flood California with 'em, nothing good ever comes from there anyway.

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Numaeus 3 points ago +3 / -0

He's gonna skate

I see what you did there.

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Numaeus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can't even stick it into his coat anymore.

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Numaeus 13 points ago +13 / -0

If only it worked that way when I call myself a millionaire...

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Numaeus 4 points ago +4 / -0

One's Kyleness isn't determined by having a penis, but rather by the size of one's massive low-hangers.

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Numaeus 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Do you expect me to become immune?"

"No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die!"

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Numaeus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Must be all those damn unvaccinated Martians.

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Numaeus 3 points ago +3 / -0

F. Scott Fitzgerald

What did Scott Fitzgerald ever do to you?!

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Numaeus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Those two adjectives are pretty redundant considering the subject of the sentence.

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Numaeus 1 point ago +1 / -0

The way he's pressing his fucking cheek against it, what a douchebag...

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