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ObamasLooseButthole 5 points ago +5 / -0

once upon a time, deep, deep in the jungle, there was a little engine that could. he was chuggin’ his way across the enemy line, chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga toot... toot

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ObamasLooseButthole 1 point ago +1 / -0

Idk but after the last year and a half I'm getting closer and closer to using a capital N

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ObamasLooseButthole 6 points ago +6 / -0

I love the dislikes... Like, what were they expecting lmao.

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ObamasLooseButthole 59 points ago +60 / -1

lol this may be the easiest case that any defense lawyers have ever had. They seem to just constantly be dunking on the prosecution.

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ObamasLooseButthole 15 points ago +15 / -0

Shhh... we tell them we will and then we don't. It's not like most of them would survive walking through their districts anyway so they wouldn't even know we lied.

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ObamasLooseButthole 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's not the woman's land. It says "a woman who lives there" so the owner hasn't actually spoken against it.

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ObamasLooseButthole 8 points ago +9 / -1

The military just let a dementia riddled pedophile steal the country, then proceeded to stand outside and protect him and the rest of his pals.... The military can suck Big Mikes dick.

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ObamasLooseButthole 13 points ago +13 / -0

You're locked in a room and the only way out is to watch one of two channels for an hour.

On one channel you have Trevor Noah, on the other you have Samantha Bee... Which do you choose? Or do you go straight for swallowing your tongue and choking to death?

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ObamasLooseButthole 6 points ago +7 / -1

I know multiple people who had it, including myself. We’re all perfectly fine. So take your disinformation somewhere else

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ObamasLooseButthole 1 point ago +1 / -0

The very text on which this nation was founded made slavery unamerican

Someone should have told the founding fathers that because a lot of them owned slaves...

precisely because they understood and openly wrote about how barbaric slavery was.

Then why did they own slaves?

Nobody has that right, today or 500 years ago.

They very much did. Again, stop using 2021 morality for this. It's retarded.

unamerican shit

So unAmerican that I enlisted in the Army out of pride for my country. I also capitalize "American", unlike you.

We don’t need dumb fucks like you.

Too bad, I'm here to stay lol

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ObamasLooseButthole 0 points ago +1 / -1

preventing unamerican bastards from starting a nation where slavery was legal

You believe the founding fathers were unAmerican?

There’s no such thing as a “state right” to legalize and regulate the purchase and sale of human beings.

There was at the time. Don't argue against 1860 morals with your 2021 morals. That's just retarded.

The bastards who tried to do this (most of them Democrats by the way) did not have a right to do what they were trying to do.

Yeah.... they did. That's why they did it and most likely would have won the war had Lincoln not acted like a little whiney bitch and threatened other countries not to trade with the south along with padding his army with blacks. That's right, you're precious Lincoln only thought blacks were good for cannon fodder. That's probably why immediately after the war he wanted to send them all to Africa.

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ObamasLooseButthole 1 point ago +1 / -0

I never did, I blame people who are total and complete losers for it. If they could stop being wastes of oxygen then there would be no welfare state.

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ObamasLooseButthole 1 point ago +1 / -0

If there were plenty of men, we'd still have a free country.

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ObamasLooseButthole 4 points ago +4 / -0

My brother says this same bullshit. "Oh it's mom and dads fault that I don't know how to do basic shit"... No, it's your fault for sitting in your room all the time and not coming out to learn the same shit that they taught me. This isn't including the stuff I learned on my own.

If you don't know how to do basic shit, it's your fault.

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ObamasLooseButthole 9 points ago +9 / -0

If they stuck with only things black people invented then they wouldn't have anything.

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