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Octomonkey 1 point ago +1 / -0

“Hold my wine.”

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Octomonkey 4 points ago +4 / -0

Now it also prevents premature births? People are so stupid for believing any of this.

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Octomonkey 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’ll take “Reasons I Don’t Use Google” for $200, Alex.

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Octomonkey 2 points ago +2 / -0

Unions suck. All my personal experience with them showed me they did nothing but protect mediocrity and negotiate in their own favor.

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Octomonkey 2 points ago +2 / -0

Or....maybe regular people? Everyone always seems to jump straight to “we should have this government employee [Fill In Blank].”

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Octomonkey 7 points ago +7 / -0

And we will see that as a badge of honor, just like being called a deplorable.

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Octomonkey -1 points ago +0 / -1

Nothing secret. We just put the beef, raw, straight into the mason jar. With chicken, we cook it down in the crock pot, then peel off the meat and pack into mason jars with the juice from the crock pot. For the stock, it is nothing more than the bones, whatever vegetable scraps we have available at the time, and water in the crock pot for about 24 hours.

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Octomonkey 13 points ago +13 / -0

A friend of mine had a 90 minute drive home from college. One day he ordered Taco Bell upon departure and arrived at home with one sock.

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Octomonkey 2 points ago +2 / -0

I used to say the same thing when I was little, and my mom and aunt still laugh at me for it. Glad to see I’m not alone in this claim.

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Octomonkey 2 points ago +3 / -1

For sure. Pressure canning roasts and whole chickens is the way. Then make stocks with the bones.

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Octomonkey 13 points ago +14 / -1

I would vote for the left one because it’s hilarious.

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Octomonkey 2 points ago +2 / -0

I really enjoy listening to Liberal Hivemind. It’s a nice daily take on liberal hysteria and election analysis. And occasionally he goes back to his roots to make fun of Cenk Uyger doing something stupid.

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Octomonkey 2 points ago +2 / -0

I imagine many people were like my wife and purchased early to avoid shipping delays. These purchases happened in October and November, which fits in with the article’s statement that holiday sales were strong, but December was poor. It cannot be denied other economic factors played a part; I wanted to point out another angle that can shift sales and skew some numbers.

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Octomonkey 19 points ago +19 / -0

Oh man, a strongly-worded letter. I’m sure you were trembling.

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Octomonkey 1 point ago +1 / -0

I understand moving is difficult and full of uncertainty, but these people need to get out of these commie states. People have packed up and crossed oceans under much more dire circumstances in pursuit of freedom. Sadly it appears most are willing to wait until they’re also in the situation of only having the clothes on their back and a family photo album before they decide to protect what they have.

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Octomonkey 2 points ago +2 / -0

I miss this fireball at the White House. All we get now is a firecrotch.

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Octomonkey 10 points ago +10 / -0

COVID, inflation, and supply chain issues are all issues they created and/or exploit for their own benefit. They have no intentions of fixing any of them.

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Octomonkey 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes! I also saw Mike Wallace. Looks like he got his uniform for his new CNN job.

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Octomonkey 1 point ago +1 / -0

Release the murder hornets!

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