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Octomonkey 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s spending decided by Congress. 100% constitutional.

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Octomonkey 13 points ago +13 / -0

Just like they did with the transgenders in sports bill. 😎

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Octomonkey 1 point ago +1 / -0

I can’t tell you how many times I heard some random asshole celebrity say “I don’t care who you vote for, just vote.” It annoyed me when I was 12, and it still annoys me today.

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Octomonkey 1 point ago +1 / -0

Apparently there was recent heatwave in the area.

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Octomonkey 1 point ago +1 / -0

Right-Wing Extremists. Yeah, there are millions of us.

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Octomonkey 1 point ago +1 / -0

2020 revealed the true enemies in our fight. 2020 was necessary to ultimately win this war for America.

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Octomonkey 2 points ago +2 / -0

STEP 1: Media and Gov’t manufacture Current Thing

STEP 2: NPCs and Twitter bots support Current Thing

STEP 3: “National support for Current Thing”

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Octomonkey 61 points ago +61 / -0

Seriously, how could not a single vote be tallied today? Arizona (American?) elections are such a shitshow.

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Octomonkey 11 points ago +11 / -0

“Why having more than 100% vote is good for our democracy”

-CNN probably

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Octomonkey 7 points ago +9 / -2

Immediately taking a Fox News boomer straight to Salty Cracker or Alex Jones would be too much. My mom and stepdad couldn’t stay connected to War Room, so there’s no way in hell I could get them to accept Salty and Alex.

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Octomonkey 5 points ago +5 / -0

It was a debate!

[Spoken in cackles]

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Octomonkey 2 points ago +2 / -0

Televised Marine One commie drops

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Octomonkey 1 point ago +1 / -0

...the bursting of an economic bubble...

Looks like we’re in a recession since the Everything Bubble is bursting.

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Octomonkey 205 points ago +208 / -3

Immediately challenged as unconstitutional, and something the current SCOTUS would see as a slam dunk case.

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Octomonkey 2 points ago +2 / -0

Except it can be used for hunting and defense. And 15 million doesn’t sound like nearly enough.

Release more AR15s! /Frau

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