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Odeon 5 points ago +5 / -0

“It might be a crackhead, got ahold of the wrong stuff!”

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Odeon 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thanks for the encouragement and other feedback, everyone. To be sure, my girl only hates me for today. She’s a great young person and we have a great relationship. I think she’s reacting normally, and she’ll come around.

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Odeon 2 points ago +2 / -0

He’s already too far gone to understand whether or not he is being (or would be) punished. Even if he lives long enough for truth to go mainstream, he’ll be found unfit to stand trial.

So, in effect, he’s already gotten away with it.

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Odeon 1 point ago +1 / -0

The closer your freezer is to full, the longer it takes to thaw. You don’t necessarily have to fill it with food either, just as long as there’s (non toxic) mass to help keep food cold for longer. As long as the door stays shut, of course.

An idea I got from my grandfather (depression era kid/WW2 vet/farmer) ages ago was to reuse plastic bottles and jugs, filled about 2/3 with drinkable water and placed in the freezer to serve as ice packs. If they melt, at least there’s some drinking water.

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Odeon 1 point ago +1 / -0

How about the classic serenity prayer with you?

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. Amen.

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Odeon 8 points ago +8 / -0

YES. I’m denying that “trans people” exist.

Mentally ill people who need and deserve appropriate care for gender dysphoria exist. But they can’t get help because pieces of shit like Khiara here want to “affirm” them instead.

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Odeon 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’m worried that if I use the helicopter and the woodchipper at the same time that I would end up seeding the entire landscape with commie bits and growing a whole new mess of commies. Very invasive species.

Well shit, hit reply on the wrong comment. Someone deport my dumb ass back to commie hell.

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Odeon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Best one yet

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Odeon 1 point ago +1 / -0

One thing about this article infuriated me (aside from its subject of course):

“…angry about the leaked Roe v. Wade decision overturning the constitutional right to abortion”

The what-kind-of right to abortion? I must have overlooked the word abortion in the constitution. Every single time I’ve read it.

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Odeon 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wonder how liberal scum like McConaughey will twist their logic to make this guy’s firearm A-ok

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Odeon 4 points ago +4 / -0

Dammit, Pizza Hut and Book It are important memories for me.

Now nobody out-pussies the hut.

Goodbye shitty pizza of nostalgia.

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Odeon 6 points ago +7 / -1

I like that.

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Odeon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is the guy on the right armed?

And what’s in that barrel smoker?

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Odeon 4 points ago +4 / -0

Valid signatures? They’re actually accusing conservatives of cheating with invalid/undocumented/fictional supporters? Hello black kettle, I’m Pot.

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Odeon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thanks I hate it 😂

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