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Omega13 2 points ago +2 / -0

Tyrants: "We have police and armies!"
Patriots: "We have outdoorsmen with scoped rifles."
Tyrants: "...what?"
Red Coats: "That's not a bluff...! THAT'S NOT A BLUFF, YOU IDIOT!!!"

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Omega13 5 points ago +6 / -1

Sony is now a California-based company that hires beta cuck directors and censors anime titties. People would be better off going PC.

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Omega13 1 point ago +1 / -0

And where were you? Oh yeah. You were right there alongside the rest of the crowd, attacking anybody that dared to vote against Clinton as every terrible thing you could fathom.

You don't get to play the voice of unity and peace.

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Omega13 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kamala is prepared to quote Marky Mark, "What? Nooo... I had no idea."

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Omega13 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'd better rehearse my lines. "That's Trump's economy. Biden just inherited it!"

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Omega13 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, I remember that. I remember celebrating Gore winning Florida like that razor thin margin was a landslide. I wouldn't realize until years later that acting like an obnoxious cuss only created more Republicans.

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Omega13 1 point ago +2 / -1

I love your enthusiasm, bud, but that's not gonna happen.

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Omega13 1 point ago +2 / -1

You'd know all about being sore losers. We'll always have your screaming at the sky compilations!

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Omega13 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ninth Circuit Judge rules video evidence inadmissible because, "FUCK TRUMP! REEE!!"

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Omega13 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm just saying, take an extra couple seconds to right-click and look like you respect your own language.

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Omega13 2 points ago +2 / -0

At the very least, a new election would be the obvious call and any pushback would be suspicious as hell.

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Omega13 1 point ago +1 / -0

AOC: "How can you not think exactly like us? HOW DARE YOU?!!"

GOP Freshman: "Because some women really, really like getting fucked and soy boys can't hack it!"

AOC: "ARGH!!!" dusted

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Omega13 2 points ago +3 / -1

Bruh. Do you not know what the jagged red lines mean?

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Omega13 12 points ago +12 / -0

"As the light gains purchase, spirits are lifted and purpose is made clear."

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Omega13 0 points ago +1 / -1

Uh, the internet? This place and a myriad of others? You come off it. How much longer do you think cops with bother when they're being demonized by every liberal leader over them? You think they're gonna be all that willing to fight when they've been handicapped so dreadfully?

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Omega13 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not half as gay as what's in actual comics these days!

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Omega13 3 points ago +4 / -1

I believe most cops would draw some line, be it genuine morality or simple self-preservation, against arresting people for political opinions. This is the internet age. One obedient cop crosses the line and hurts someone. One honest cop leaks that they were ordered to persecute conservatives. Their presumed authority evaporates overnight. We the people threaten to resist. The next cop worries that "just following orders" will wind up with him catching two to the chest.

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Omega13 53 points ago +53 / -0

Live Joe: "H-Hi, America! We, uh, we sure showed Donald what happens... when... WE STOLE THE ELECTION! THIS WAS ALL A FRAUD! PLEASE! SOMEONE HELP ME! I DON'T WANT TO GET SUICIDED OVER THE HOLIDAYS!!"

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Omega13 3 points ago +4 / -1

I'll refer you back to the "thin-skinned pussies" comment. The weak people that will come for us aren't the types to give their lives for the cause. They would turn and run when thinks get too colorful.

I say this as an ex-libtard. Even at my most brainwashed, I loved to talk the talk, but would never risk my own skin for what amounted to peer pressure.

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Omega13 3 points ago +3 / -0

Who will they send at you, pede? The police who they will defund to the point they've got pepper spray and harsh language? The keyboard warrior SIMPs that couldn't break up a grade school brawl? The talking heads that would promote this kind of trash?

These are weak people given power without discipline or responsibility. They will rise quick and collapse even quicker.

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Omega13 3 points ago +3 / -0

One has a better pushbroom, but that's about it!

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Omega13 4 points ago +4 / -0

I don't wish to commit violence upon my fellow man... but would welcome someone stupid enough to think that makes me a pacifist!

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