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Omega13 1 point ago +1 / -0

Any news on the jackass that was firing into the air? I heard he had been identified and arrested, but there's been nothing but radio silence on him in recent weeks.

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Omega13 1 point ago +1 / -0

Meanwhile, I'm just sitting here hoping SNL has the comedic chops to bury their politics, phone up Dave Chappelle and make a sequel to their 2016 Election Night skit!

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Omega13 4 points ago +4 / -0

Harris didn't dare mock Pence to his face. The counters would have been epic!

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Omega13 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Trump supporters are all fringe voters!"

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Omega13 11 points ago +11 / -0

This would be hilarious if I wasn't convinced some libtard would call the cops panicking about an angry black man threatening people with a rifle.

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Omega13 3 points ago +3 / -0

Biden hired an excavation crew to properly level the bar.

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Omega13 1 point ago +1 / -0

I hate that word.

I hate that word because it forever changed the relationship between me and two beloved family members. You all know this common story. Thanksgiving 2016. I am back home prior to a deployment and the topic of who voted for who comes up. I had been burned by both sides and prided myself as a centrist that gave equal attention to both sides. Apparently, that I would vote for Trump against Hillary was inconceivable.

This provoked a twenty minute debate where me and one corner of the table countered the most tired propaganda and talking points until my aunt and uncle turned to one another and, with the smuggest dismissive tone, determined that I had been brainwashed by the "fascist military complex".

With apologies to my mother, I stopped being polite and started dropping "civilian" as a pejorative, condemning the fact that these two had barely even left their home state, let alone the country, and wouldn't know the first thing about what goes on overseas. They had the nerve to act all offended to my mother and damn near got themselves thrown out.

They'd gotten better and avoid political talk offline, but there is a tension there now that refuses to fuck off.

Hilariously, despite their apparent passion, they voted for Kasich!

tl;dr - Carolina pede doesn't like that word.

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Omega13 10 points ago +10 / -0

I'm sorry you suck at your job?

How do you expect people to respond to that, dude?

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Omega13 2 points ago +2 / -0

They believe they're masters of Psy Ops. They think their transparent lies can convince us, "Oh, Trump doesn't stand a chance. Why even bother voting."

You know, except any rational person might be like, "Oh yeah! Because I live in a purple state, but see ten Trump signs for every one Biden sign!"

The media aren't even good at lying anymore.

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Omega13 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Excuse me, but did you forget you're black? As a white liberal, that means you need to conform to my expectations! Don't be a racist~!"

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Omega13 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ambitious Liberal: "Hey Joe! I'm gonna become a doctor in teh next four years!"

Creepy Joe: "Well, I'm gonna need over half of that money, kiddo!"

Ambitious Liberal: "....." RED-PILLED

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Omega13 2 points ago +2 / -0

I witnessed this happen and I still can't believe he is THAT far gone.

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Omega13 3 points ago +3 / -0

Give this pede more upvotes!

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Omega13 14 points ago +14 / -0

A trip to the shooting range and a couple dozen rounds also works.

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Omega13 1 point ago +1 / -0

I seem to recall one DemonRat or another responding to talking points about how many girls are abused or raped by coyotes by practically screaming that "You've got a sick mind!" and "I've been addressing the border crisis for years and no animal has ever raped a human!"

You ever meet one of them? Those self-proclaimed subject matter experts that have somehow never even heard of something basic most non-experts would at least know about?

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Omega13 1 point ago +1 / -0

Liberal Uncle: "I don't care what the other side says! Trump is the President! He's supposed to be presidential!"

Pede Father: "Oh? So, you'd be calm and cool if one of your middle managers called you a whoremongering faggot to your face? I mean, you are the boss."

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Omega13 7 points ago +7 / -0

My liberal aunt and uncle are much the same way. They don't like Trump's personality and think he's an "abrasive Yankee blowhard", but they are utterly terrified of the transparent puppet their party has put up this time.

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Omega13 10 points ago +10 / -0

I'd get up with the sun and be at my polling place early.

That's more drive than most keyboard leftists can muster.

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Omega13 8 points ago +8 / -0

Libtard: "You can either be black or keep more than 40% of your millions! Choose!"

50 Cent: beats libtard with a gold bar

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Omega13 4 points ago +4 / -0

2020 - Libtards be like, "The man's in his 70s. He can't live forever."

2040 - GEOTUS be like, "So, I put my brain in a cyborg clone body! And don't current term limits only state that no-body can serve more than two terms?"

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